A guy walks into a bar..
A guy walks into a bar..
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A guy walks into a bar, sits on the stool, it collapses, impaling him bodily on the splintered oak of the stool's legs. As he writhes the wood rips at his delicate internal organs, tearing through his intestines, severing arteries, piercing his liver and wrenching his kidneys in two.
barkeep says "You look like you could do with a drink".
- I'm making these up. You'd never know would you.Horp
- the ending is perfect. I think you need therapy.zenmasterfoo