Diamonds do what?
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- capn_ron
I need a little help with a headline for an invite. The event is for a jewelry store that sells fine diamonds and the theme is "holiday". I wasn't given a clear headline and want to do something like:
A Shiny Holiday
but what else do diamonds do? shine, glisten...
help, i'm stuck!
- gavin3100
kill africans?
- airey0
Diamonds are forever, you're life isn't. buy travel insurance.
Diamonds, a girl's best friend... shame your girlfriend slept with her old best friend. shoulda bought zircon.
- airey0
while on holiday remember that smuggling diamonds hurts more than cocaine or heroin as it stretches your pooper. if you mule, mule smart.
- Jnr_Madison0
More turtles, I like turtles.
- airey0
Blood Diamonds. Like a holiday in africa with rifles and hunting people.
- slappy0
Diamonds help saw blades cut through ceramics and masonry.
*Also gets the ladies hot.
- airey0
diamonds glisten like the eyes of the happy slaves mining them until they drop dead of exhaustion.
- capn_ron0
so far, no help.
- airey0
Improve your heist abilities and get the tool to cut through glass windows. diamond.
- airey0
how the hell is the theme 'holiday'? it's a tough one.
- airey0
Steal enough o' these and holiday forever!
- gung_hoek0
holiday on ice?
- airey0
The diamond. Like a holiday if a holiday were a glassy prism.
- October0
diamonds melt away panties
- doesnotexist0
shiny and gold
Diamonds of December
- gung_hoek0
or something with rocks. or stones. pretty hard, a diamond.