Diamonds do what?
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- brandelec0
diamonds are the biggest scam. that and the birth of jebus. happy holidays!
- boobs0
Shine on You Crazy Diamond
- CrimsonPlatypus0
Jewel have a great time these holidays...
- interesting, jewel....i see where you're going there.capn_ron
- airey0
better than a kick in the family jewels...
- robco0
wait - i thought that from the poster that the brand was Kart. Thats your fault not mine.
- ninjasavant0
Diamonds, she'll pretty much have to.
- that wasn't clever.ninjasavant
- no less clever than the other crap here.airey
- 3point141590
Diamonds... how many African's must die taking a mud bath for them.
- airey0
diamonds. worth every dead slave.
- airey0
diamonds. for when you know the one you love is worth more than a small village in angola.
- BuddhaHat0
Diamonds... for the greedy, materialistic whore who already has three of everything else.
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Diamonds... can you really afford them this Xmas season?
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...actually, I'm out of ideas...
- lambsy0
this ice don't melt.
- rafalski0
I loved De Beers' "How else can two months' salary last forever?".
How else can you say "we'll rip the shit out of you" with a friendly smile?
- eatbreathdrive0
Diamonds make your girlfriend go down on you, give you a great head and let her become your wife :)
- Peter0
moistens lingerie
- eatbreathdrive0
She will pretty much have to :) watch family guy ..
- BannedKappa0
Sure Diamonds are forever, they won't give you a tan...