Diamonds do what?
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- 3point141590
Diamonds... how many African's must die taking a mud bath for them.
- airey0
diamonds. worth every dead slave.
- airey0
diamonds. for when you know the one you love is worth more than a small village in angola.
- BuddhaHat0
Diamonds... for the greedy, materialistic whore who already has three of everything else.
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Diamonds... can you really afford them this Xmas season?
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...actually, I'm out of ideas...
- lambsy0
this ice don't melt.
- rafalski0
I loved De Beers' "How else can two months' salary last forever?".
How else can you say "we'll rip the shit out of you" with a friendly smile?
- eatbreathdrive0
Diamonds make your girlfriend go down on you, give you a great head and let her become your wife :)
- Peter0
moistens lingerie
- eatbreathdrive0
She will pretty much have to :) watch family guy ..
- BannedKappa0
Sure Diamonds are forever, they won't give you a tan...
- roundabout0
Diamonds, a girl's best friend, and when it bust up in you face like a little bitch, that Friend also includes the fucking house.
- Kiko0
Remember your holiday forever with a diamond
- gavin3100
kill africans?
- airey0
Diamonds are forever, you're life isn't. buy travel insurance.
Diamonds, a girl's best friend... shame your girlfriend slept with her old best friend. shoulda bought zircon.
- airey0
while on holiday remember that smuggling diamonds hurts more than cocaine or heroin as it stretches your pooper. if you mule, mule smart.
- Jnr_Madison0
More turtles, I like turtles.
- airey0
Blood Diamonds. Like a holiday in africa with rifles and hunting people.
- slappy0
Diamonds help saw blades cut through ceramics and masonry.
*Also gets the ladies hot.
- airey0
diamonds glisten like the eyes of the happy slaves mining them until they drop dead of exhaustion.