Saying/expression of the day
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- marchelo0
dude, she was probably zoning out and only picks up key words... coffee, milk, sugar, toast...
- NotByHand0
What a cunt.
- ukit0
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there always is a difference.
- monNom0
"Norway will pay a heavy price for my death"
- katekelly0
give that gal a break- its just coffee my friend.
- bulletfactory0
"you can't polish a turd."
- rybration0
champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends
- doesnotexist0
stab her. immediately.
- akrok0
you said to yourself...what the fuck! i said black. hm.
and then, you added some suger and cream to the cup.
- cursiveshotgun0
You can shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first
- That's appropriate for almost any occasion.boobs
- indeed it iscursiveshotgun
- registe0
I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states
- http://i.imgur.com/v…utopian
- you lack knowledge of popular culture. is your utopian society built through ignorance?registe
- fooler0
I feel like this whenever I go to Starbucks
- boobs0
What do all you guys want, Pontiac Catalinas?
- BuddhaHat0
I just went on a golf trip for 5 days with a dozen other guys... the expression for the trip was 'chubby sex'
- Sounds like a charming group.MrOneHundred
- Invite me on your next trip!boobs
- you mean the sex the 5 of you fat bastards had together?airey
- Drunk friend with beer goggles = constant derision.BuddhaHat
- airey0
i asked for a 'Quatro Fromage' pizza once. asked for extra cheese thinking i was cracking a little joke. she didn't blink, wrote the order and walked off. gutted to this day.
- boobs0
The most useful tool for any creative endeavor is the trash can.
- boobs0
Everybody loves a good show trial
- boobs0
Beatings will continue until morale improves
- boobs0
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
- boobs0
Climb up onto the sidewalk and take a look