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- akrok0
you said to yourself...what the fuck! i said black. hm.
and then, you added some suger and cream to the cup.
- ukit0
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there always is a difference.
- YearzOne0
What good is being cool, if I make you look like a fool?
- fooler0
I feel like this whenever I go to Starbucks
- registe0
I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states
- http://i.imgur.com/v…utopian
- you lack knowledge of popular culture. is your utopian society built through ignorance?registe
- doesnotexist0
stab her. immediately.
- rybration0
champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends
- monNom0
"Norway will pay a heavy price for my death"
- airey0
your life is worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.
- $7.22?cursiveshotgun
- i was thinking $8.15, but I will go with your assesment.jon_d
- cursiveshotgun0
its hotter then two rats fucking in a wool sock.
- airey0
it's all good until it's not.
- boobs0
Climb up onto the sidewalk and take a look
- boobs0
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
- boobs0
Beatings will continue until morale improves
- boobs0
Everybody loves a good show trial
- boobs0
The most useful tool for any creative endeavor is the trash can.
- airey0
i asked for a 'Quatro Fromage' pizza once. asked for extra cheese thinking i was cracking a little joke. she didn't blink, wrote the order and walked off. gutted to this day.
- BuddhaHat0
I just went on a golf trip for 5 days with a dozen other guys... the expression for the trip was 'chubby sex'
- Sounds like a charming group.MrOneHundred
- Invite me on your next trip!boobs
- you mean the sex the 5 of you fat bastards had together?airey
- Drunk friend with beer goggles = constant derision.BuddhaHat
- boobs0
What do all you guys want, Pontiac Catalinas?