Saying/expression of the day
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- Doorman
Can i have a black coffee I asked.
The waitress said "with or without milk"
Doh
- Doorman0
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- brains0
She's clearly racist.
- Llyod0
She's all kinds of mad.
- Amicus0
Why can't you have black milk? Are you milkist?
- waterhouse0
"garcon means 'boy'"
- eating_tv0
"I drink Pepsi."
- hallelujah0
you were mumbling. she only heard the word coffee.
- +1waterhouse
- and the surgeon was the boy's motherwaterhouse
- Jnr_Madison0
She hates her job.
- marchelo0
dude, she was probably zoning out and only picks up key words... coffee, milk, sugar, toast...
- NotByHand0
What a cunt.
- katekelly0
give that gal a break- its just coffee my friend.
- bulletfactory0
"you can't polish a turd."
- cursiveshotgun0
You can shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first
- That's appropriate for almost any occasion.boobs
- indeed it iscursiveshotgun
- boobs0
What do all you guys want, Pontiac Catalinas?
- BuddhaHat0
I just went on a golf trip for 5 days with a dozen other guys... the expression for the trip was 'chubby sex'
- Sounds like a charming group.MrOneHundred
- Invite me on your next trip!boobs
- you mean the sex the 5 of you fat bastards had together?airey
- Drunk friend with beer goggles = constant derision.BuddhaHat
- airey0
i asked for a 'Quatro Fromage' pizza once. asked for extra cheese thinking i was cracking a little joke. she didn't blink, wrote the order and walked off. gutted to this day.
- boobs0
The most useful tool for any creative endeavor is the trash can.
- boobs0
Everybody loves a good show trial
- boobs0
Beatings will continue until morale improves
- boobs0
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy