IKEA Accident
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- OSFA0
sounds like your typical first date....
- moth0
It's funny apart from twatting some old dear in the head because you were in a hurry.
If you'd have done that to me (or my aged mother) you would have left ikea in a van with a flashing light on top.
- CALLES0
As i seem to just be on a rampage terrorizing the souther tip of florida... or the head of the US cock like i like to refer to it... The other day i had my girlscar and went to publixs... i was going to cook for like 15 people... Ceviche And pupusas.... Anyways I had my girls car... i bought everything and i start to put the groceries in the back seat... I turn around a put the shopping cart where it belongs... return to the cart and this lady is behind me to get my spot... So i get on the driver side press the open door button i hear the "prut prut" and pull the handle... the car goes nuts! the alarm is going off the lights are doing all kinds of crazy shit.. So now I'm freaking out... so i get in the car try to put the key in im hitting on the gas the lady behind me probably things im trying to dteal the car until i fucking realize that the car i'm in is not my girls... is that one right next to the fucking car i am in!... i open the door walk quickly to her car... get in... peel away
taadaa
- now that's embarrasingGlitterati_Duane
- My friend and I had the same year car a million years ago. His key could start my engine and my key could open his door...pylon
- pylon0
At least nobody was injured this time!
- creez0
lol!