IKEA Accident
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- CALLES0
and the is the thing... you are bound to spend at least !$ ... after the cashier they have the 1$ Ice Cream Cones... its a trap
- next thing you know someone will be selling individual meatballs for a dime outside.OnesandZeros
- JackRyan0
They should start an "Adult" night there, open bar...some dancers, dj, better food.
- MrOneHundred0
That’s a funny story, but who the hell is Alfredo?
- TheBlueOne0
ALFREDDOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!
- PaulYih0
haha....I worked at IKEA for like two or three months.....it was the first time I walked off the job....what a circus. I hate that place. I will never shop there. They are cheap for one reason...you get what you pay for.
- Point50
you had me at "Alfredo"
- OSFA0
LOL dude, I swear you should carry a camera with you at all times, your stories are hillarious!
- BuddhaHat0
Golden story CALLES, nice one :)
At my local IKEA, I have located an escape point about half way through the horrible maze of showrooms. This exit point is perfect for getting to the section that has damaged stock, and getting straight down to the cash registers. My friend and I collected a new tabletop for his decks, paid $50 off the shelf price, and got out in 20 minutes.
Totally, completely ninja.
- plusminusbox0
yeah once you know the in and outs of ikea.. it's so easyy
- mg330
So Alfredo... was this the mission you were on with your friends car?
- Fariska0
Ahahahaha excellent story man.
Cheer up with this video:
- Shepstar150
Haha great story. Didn't think IKEA is so big to get lost.
Perhaps next take one of the yellow bags then nothing can happen.
- OSFA0
- digdre0
your name is Alfredo?
You ARE my hero, sir.
- CALLES0
ys i am Alfredo... just like those spanish soap operas
- speaking of which. Are you used to the english pronunciation of your name, or the spanish/Latin one?Fariska
- whenever i tell someone thats speaks english the spanish pronunciation i have to....CALLES
- i have to say it the english way and then be like "you know... like the pasta!" then they get itCALLES
- to?Fariska
- I feel your pain.Fariska
- stinger0
Haha great story !
I only went to IKEA once in Germany - so i didnt quite understand that only the refills at the restaurant are free - so i kept drinking soda and coffee all day long and didnt pay
i just went behind the counter grabbed a mug/glass each time and filled er up !
food looks good but blows - except for the meatballs
- Peter0
Wait, your name is Alfredo?
- janne760
ALFREEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
- CALLES0
it was more like:
alfredo...... alfredo...... alfredo(faster).... al... alfredo!...... Alfredo!... alfreado wait.... wait. alfredo!... don't! alfredo no!.... ALFREDOO!!!!. ALFREDO DON'T! WAIT! ALFREDO NO... NO!... DON't... ALFREDO NOOOOOO!