I'm Old
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- CALLES0
I cry in movies... and i have gotten watery with commercials
- you're a 12 year old girl?Jnr_Madison
- It's called toxic shock, time for a new Always®.gramme
- fooler20
I recently found my old High School class on face book and they're getting ready for a 20 year reunion next year. I'm looking through these recent pictures and I hardly recognize or remember 75% of them. All the jocks and hot chicks are now bald, fat, Wal-Mart types. There is a few of us that made it out to the West Coast from the Mid West and I have to say we're the few that have kept our youth and health.
- CALLES0
AND... Worst of all that i never thought would happen... i watch this fucking elections fiasco like if it were the fucking olympics... i should make a drinking game... every time i hear change you do a shot!
yeah thats the spirit
but at that pace i wont see who wins the gold medal at the end
- pencilpants0
i'll be 20 in 2 months lol
- Fariska0
Several of my friends are getting married this month. Some already have a child. Me too i'm considering the thing.
But i still go at live concerts and still enjoy new music (even if Led Zeppelin are insuperable).
- mcLeod0
whenmy neighbors blare their music I want to go to their house and tell them to kepp it down. I might as well shake a stick at them.
- era4O40
Fap? I don't understand the terminology you kids use nowadays. Whazzat?
- fapmasterdigdre
- to have a wank, the noise, hence
*fap fap fapJnr_Madison
- ukit0
I think our generation is slower to grow up than earlier ones.
- pr20
I won't touch that "have children" shit and "get married" crap with a stick.
- CALLES0
con someone give era4O4 the scientific definition please
- era4O40
You kids with your Rap music and your iTube and your YouPods and masturbatory vernacular. When I was your age, I had to masturbate to keep warm, while walking uphill in the snow for miles on end.
- hahaha..."Back in my day I had to masturbate to heat up dinner."Lt_Jack_Hammer
- CALLES0
http://www.johnnyburrito.com/ima…
keep on fapping
- Lt_Jack_Hammer0
Just turned 29 on 9/4. Proposing to lady friend next Friday. Trying to lose 70 pounds by my 30th. My mid 20s sucked ass so I'm loving life right now...actually, this last year and a half has been the best ever! And, yes, the 90's had some awesome music...love it. Oh, and never, ever, ever stop "jogging the dolphin"...it definitely keeps you feeling young.
- cannonball0
Signs I'm old:
1) I grunt and groan moving around.
2) Sometimes, for no reason at all, I suddenly have a sprained ankle.
3) My girlfriend refers to me as her old man.
4) Girls in their younger 20's call me sir.
5) I have "Sr." in my job title and I'm pretty sur it has something to do with my age.
6) I do the old man "breathing through nose" thing when I'm not paying attention, and I do have nose hair.Signs that I'm young:
1) I bike between work and home without a helmet across the SF peninsula.
2) I drink whiskey like a fish and it dosen't fuck my mornings up.
3) I lay pipe like no-ones business (although technically I just made it your business)
4) I curse like a sailor.
5) I bowl gracefully.
6) I play video games with pride.- and im turning 30 next month.cannonball
- haha. perfect.grunttt
- ukit0
I worried a lot about "getting old" right before I turned 30, a couple months ago. Now I barely even think about it.
- ukit0
It is interesting that so many of us are similar age. We must have all gotten suckered into this industry around the same time.
- Jaline0
Even I think I'm old.
*exits thread
- grunttt0
I have lots of gray hairs on my head. My hair is red so to me it looks like light reflecting when I look in the mirror.... but that's not what it looks like to other people.
- were you beaten as a child by your remarried mother's husband?cannonball
- yes, the saying is quite accurate I'm afraid.grunttt