I'm Old
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So this morning... As i am naked soping myself up... Calculating if i have enough time to Fap before i go to work and listening to msnbc on the Tv in the other room i realized the following:
1) I'm listening to the news in the morning instead of blasting loud music
2) The music that they played to go to a commercial break was nothing else than Smashing Pumpkins 1979... if i'm not mistaking that is at least 10 years old and i remember it like it was yesterday.
3) I actually considered if i had time or not to fap when years ago i just would have done me without mercy... and no i didn't
what about you out there... you have any Old Age Symptoms that you want to share with us?
Good morning by the way
- MrDinky0
how old are you?
- TheBlueOne0
You're using youngin' terminology like "fap" instead of "masturbate" or "jerk off"..and you're watching msnbc not CNN or Fox..there's hope yet...keep fapping...
- this is true... but do young people use fap... i really dont see them anymore... they are invicibleCALLES
- MrDinky0
i think if you watch only local news, i think you are getting there.
- flavorful0
ahahahh
- pascii0
you still can fap. you're not old.
- PIITB0
You should have just fapped and you wouldnt even be thinking about this. Fapping helps everything, clouded your judgment is.
- CALLES0
Im turning 30 in two weeks
- pffffffff kidMrDinky
- jesusmagnificent_ruin
- HAHAHA! I WISH I was 30....WISH!!TheBlueOne
- I wouldn't go back theremagnificent_ruin
- ok, maybe I wouldmagnificent_ruin
- gotcha beatmorilla
- damm this place is filled with abunch of old mans.... loljoseprieto
- puhleezarthur
- I'm 22 and I hunt 30s.fernandolins
- dirtydesign0
Keep Fapping™
- nice tshirtCALLES
- We need some sort of Robert Crumb-esque drawing here..TheBlueOne
- Courtesy of Blue.dirtydesign
- SkyPoo0
CALLES ... FUCK OFF.
I'm on my way to 39.
- sowwyCALLES
- 39?? Oh god...I wish..I WISH!!TheBlueOne
- 39! so I'm not the oldest QBNer @ 37. HORAY!fooler2
- yr 37 fooler2? i wouldn't have guessedarthur
- johnnnnyh0
BBC radio 2, I'm tired most of the time not just when I'm in bed, I sort of enjoy mowing the lawns, I am pleased with my ipod since I can put stuff from the Clash and the Jam on it, I worry more, my dad is 80 this year and I worry about him!
- dirtydesign0
I know I'm getting old because it takes me 2 days to recover from a hangover. And, I am 30.
- CALLES0
how do you guys feel about the smashing pumpkins thing?
- *raises horn to ear
"Who?"TheBlueOne - I used to really dig them. Now billy's voice irritates the shit outta me.dirtydesign
- art is always newmagnificent_ruin
- It was the closest they came to recapturing Siamese Dreamlocustsloth
- They will always get points from me for creating the masterpiece GISH. So they're okay with me.stoplying
- *raises horn to ear
- PIITB0
I know I'm getting old because it takes me 2 days to recover from a good fap. And, I am 30.
- skt0
this is the last day of being in my twenties.
- Good riddance.TheBlueOne
- i think i should go out and take lots of drugs, just to see if i still can.skt
- haha young even to groommistermik
- you have to go on a last of the 20s bingeCALLES
- digdre0
I'm 19.
Cool eh
- Wolfboy0
the other day I was talking to the missus about Ghostbusters 3 and I said something along the lines that Ghostbusters 2 is about 10 years old now. In my head I knew it was 89 (or there abouts) when it came out but the start of the 90s still feels like roughly 10 years ago.
Of course time has flown and it's way nearer 20 years ago.
I too am getting old.
- MrDinky0
my advice to youngens, sleep with as many girls as you can. you will regret it.
- Amen.dirtydesign
- it should apply the other way around toomeltoni
- But bag up kids!smellvetica
- this applies to all of you youngens, boys and girls... sleep with as many girls as you can.Point5
- wrong0
all i know is smashing pumpkins is way better than the crap these young punks listen to nowadays.