I'm Old
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- TheBlueOne0
I'm still trying to get used to the idea that I'm trying to have a baby with my wife. It's like "Wait...all this time I was avoiding impregnating someone, now I'm trying to do this on purpose. Woah...huge mental shift..."
- don't do it.D_Dot
- how old are you?CALLES
- Older than 39, younger than 41TheBlueOne
- hmmmmCALLES
- CALLES0
the thing is...
To Fap Or Not To Fap... That is the question
- SkyPoo0
This fap fap fap business on here is really a problem. Every time I attempt a fapsworth I get these imaginary cartoonlike QBN faces looming at me out of my imagination, all grinning like idiots and going "fap fap fap" and waggling their eyebrows at my genital area.
I haven't fappled in weeks now.
- Excellent conjugationTheBlueOne
- explains the insomnia.killthefish
- CALLES0
SkyPoo... You Fapping situation really made me LMOL... Now i think that next time i attempt a fap fap fap i will actually think about you thinking about us making little fap fap fap faces
- kezza_20
I had my head shaved this morning (Grade 2) for the first time in 4 years. I'm seriously retreating. I guess I knew and thats why I went for the grade 2, to see whats going on up there. It's going.
- PIITB0
If you guys cant stop thinking about QBN while your fapping than you need to seek help. I last thing I am thinking about while fapping is this place unless someone posted a good pic of sscarlett johansson butthole winking at me.
- jonatne0
I'm not old, can't relate
- itstimefortea0
fap?
- megE0
im fairly young - but i feel like the mid-late 90s was some of the best music ever... that makes me feel old!
- 5timuli0
I'm drawn to kitchen gadgets as much as iPods and the like.
- Powered kitchen gadgets? Think before you answer...TheBlueOne
- that just design related... i have a strong desire to buy everything at targetmegE
- Powered, mechnical, plain simple... anything really. Nice pans, can openers...5timuli
- erikjonsson0
if you resist the primal instincts to nest, build home, collect things on shelves etc you will stay young
- thats a good one... i try to avoid it as much as i canCALLES
- haha i like the collec things on shelves thing, one of my pet hatesblackspade
- Sequencer0
Live in a fap state of mind and you will never grow old.
And don't eat too much.
- megE0
I'll be 25 in December
- Wolfboy0
I have got several friends that I no longer see because they have children. This says I'm getting old for 2 reasons:
1 I have friends having children
2 I am clinging to my youth by having fuck all to do with said children because children are rubbish
both signs of old father time kicking the shit out of me
- ephix0
i love the nostalgic feeling whenveer i hear that song.1979