5 second rule
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- mrdobolina0
ponyboy, did you drop your bag of dicks on the floor again? :D
- mimeartist0
is it soup?
- skittle soup...
... you may be on to something!PonyBoy - Skittle soup should be a euphemism for diahorrea.Spookytim
- It is now.blackfrancis
- skittle soup...
- Spookytim0
The five second rule was created by confectionery overlords as a way to subjugate our species and engender obedience to unseen authority in exchange for protection from the perceived terror of bad germs. It instills fear of carelessness, which encourages us to self monitor excessively as the meme is passed to each successive generation.
Sorry, I just watched Zeitgeist.
- Or it's to get rid of the human race as quickly as possible.Jaline
- Just you actually.
"JALINE MUST GO"
- Eleanor Roosevelt.Spookytim - I oppose the motion by the way.
I am drunk, by the way.Spookytim - Well, I am conquering it, one day at a time.Jaline
- haha, know what's funny? I think you post the same stuff whether you are drunk or not :)Jaline
- I mean you as in YOU, not everyone else ;)Jaline
- Do you think so? I like consistency so that's a plus point on my self worth chart!Spookytim
- I think you're a tad more hyper, but not by much.Jaline
- Nah, I'm not actually hyper at all Jaline, I'm very laid back, I'm just economical with punctuation leading to...Spookytim
- a breathless sentence which leads the reader to experience hyper ventilation.Spookytim
- Hmmm...I see.Jaline
- stupidresponse0
the keys on an ATM machine are far more germ infested than the average floor
- damn u for saying average. i was going to suggest the floor of a slaughter housetasty
- Jaline0
The 5 second rule is a sham. I still do it sometimes. I remember my friend used to eat stuff off the school hallway, attempting to follow the 5-second rule. She was one of those funny "I hate school" types, but looked like she could be a cheerleader or more popular.
- chossy0
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I did a search for tornado goats man thank fuck it wasn't horrific :D
except check out the big old bastard on the bottom let yo! home boy can't be real I mean jesus look at that chin, :D I'd call him chinsies and he would be my beer goat, I'd say 'chinsies beer me home boy, I'll give you a sweety carroty carrot yo!' then chinsies would come through with a sweet cold foamer for me pure balancing on his chin.
- stoplying0
I went to high school with a short, fat kid who ended up with the nickname SKITTLES.
It's a great name.
- designbot0
"But now student researchers Molly Goettsche and Nicole Moin claim their study debunks the five-second rule by showing that bacteria needs more time to contaminate dropped food than previously believed.
Working under the supervision of assistant professor Anne Bernhard, the two cell-and-molecular biology students experimented with samples of wet food (apple slices) and dry food (Skittles candy); food samples were left on the floor for various intervals, then analyzed for contamination, the college said.
According to Goettsche and Moin, the results of their research showed that people can wait as long as 30 seconds to pick up wet foods and even longer for dry foods."
- chossy0
so fuck tell her you wanted to have sex twice.
- moamoa0
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
- PonyBoy0
i had a whole bag pressed against me and was making sure the rest didn't fall on the floor first
- Good save, then. Was it a Grape one?blackfrancis
- watermelon!!... SOUR WATERMELON, MIND YOU!!!PonyBoy
- You'll be fine. Even so, it was worth it.
blackfrancis
- blackfrancis0
Why did it take you 8 seconds to retrieve a Skittle?
- sikma0
enjoy the smooth refreshing flavor of cat hair
- PonyBoy0
i fucking love skittles
- ukit0
All this time I thought it was a 10 second rule *looks away awkwardly*
- sikma0
run it under the tap for a few seconds and it will be fine
- blackfrancis0
Penicillin?