5 second rule 2323 Responses

Last post: 5 months, 1 week ago | Thread started: Jun 24, 08, 1:43 p.m.

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• PonyBoy

  I broke it by 3 seconds...
  ... now what happens?

  Jun 24, 08, 1:43 p.m. – Permalink

• tasty

  tomato gods

  • tornado goats!!!
    
    noooooooooooo– chossy1/4

    I think I red that wrong!.– chossy2/4

    Still though eeew tornado goats imagine that, yikes!!– chossy3/4

    SHIT! imagine a tornado goat flying at you, horns first your fucked like.– chossy4/4

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:43 p.m. – Permalink

• designbot

  If it was off the bathroom floor...your should start praying.

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:44 p.m. – Permalink

• 2cents

  Get ready for the shit of your life!

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:44 p.m. – Permalink

• blackfrancis

  Penicillin?

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:44 p.m. – Permalink

• sikma

  run it under the tap for a few seconds and it will be fine

  • Think it's to late for that.– designbot1/4

    he means your penis– tasty2/4

    lol– designbot3/4

    o shit, lol
    – Machuse4/4

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:44 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  All this time I thought it was a 10 second rule *looks away awkwardly*

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:45 p.m. – Permalink

• PonyBoy

  i fucking love skittles

  • hahaha– Samush

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:45 p.m. – Permalink

• sikma

  enjoy the smooth refreshing flavor of cat hair

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:46 p.m. – Permalink

• designbot

  I remember some doctor was talking about this on the news....and there is actually some truth to the 5 sec. rule.

  • haha fox news?– 7point341/3

    don't remember. Prob though :)– designbot2/3

    Right after they showed the ufo.– designbot3/3

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:46 p.m. – Permalink

• blackfrancis

  Why did it take you 8 seconds to retrieve a Skittle?

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:47 p.m. – Permalink

• PonyBoy

  i had a whole bag pressed against me and was making sure the rest didn't fall on the floor first

  • Good save, then. Was it a Grape one?– blackfrancis1/3

    watermelon!!... SOUR WATERMELON, MIND YOU!!!– PonyBoy2/3

    You'll be fine. Even so, it was worth it.
    
    – blackfrancis3/3

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:49 p.m. – Permalink

• moamoa

  A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

  • i think you should just fist her– tasty

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:49 p.m. – Permalink

• chossy

  so fuck tell her you wanted to have sex twice.

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:49 p.m. – Permalink

• tasty

  @ designbot

  the fact of there matter is that there is no 5 second rule and that the toilet paper between ur ass and a public toilet seat has no protective value.

  • plus it's slippery and dangerous... one could slip a hip out or fall in– PonyBoy1/2

    haha– designbot2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:50 p.m. – Permalink

• designbot

  "But now student researchers Molly Goettsche and Nicole Moin claim their study debunks the five-second rule by showing that bacteria needs more time to contaminate dropped food than previously believed.

  Working under the supervision of assistant professor Anne Bernhard, the two cell-and-molecular biology students experimented with samples of wet food (apple slices) and dry food (Skittles candy); food samples were left on the floor for various intervals, then analyzed for contamination, the college said.

  According to Goettsche and Moin, the results of their research showed that people can wait as long as 30 seconds to pick up wet foods and even longer for dry foods."

  • http://www.boston.co…– designbot

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:53 p.m. – Permalink

• stoplying

  I went to high school with a short, fat kid who ended up with the nickname SKITTLES.
  It's a great name.

  • did he wear alot of unmarked solid color american apparel shirts?– tasty1/3

    His gear was a size too small, and he usually had food on his face. Smart as a whip though.– stoplying2/3

    of course he's smart, with food on your face you dont have to go anywhere to eat– tasty3/3

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:54 p.m. – Permalink

• chossy

  http://images.google.com/images?…

  I did a search for tornado goats man thank fuck it wasn't horrific :D
  except check out the big old bastard on the bottom let yo! home boy can't be real I mean jesus look at that chin, :D I'd call him chinsies and he would be my beer goat, I'd say 'chinsies beer me home boy, I'll give you a sweety carroty carrot yo!' then chinsies would come through with a sweet cold foamer for me pure balancing on his chin.

  • HAHAHAHAH FUCk i have no idea what you are saying! i love it though. missed you! :)– 7point341/5

    I know. Jesus, I missed you.– Jaline2/5

    Ummm...that was pervy and strange because I said, "jesus". Forget that part. I just missed you :)– Jaline3/5

    you can't take it back jesus you can't take it back.– chossy4/5

    :)– Jaline5/5

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 1:57 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  The 5 second rule is a sham. I still do it sometimes. I remember my friend used to eat stuff off the school hallway, attempting to follow the 5-second rule. She was one of those funny "I hate school" types, but looked like she could be a cheerleader or more popular.

  • That last part could've been in the blog thread.– Jaline1/4

    pics or it never happened– tasty2/4

    haha, I don't even think we had cheerleaders in school.– Jaline3/4

    oh, she played hockey though. sorry, no pictures for you :(– Jaline4/4

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 2:45 p.m. – Permalink

• stupidresponse

  the keys on an ATM machine are far more germ infested than the average floor

  • damn u for saying average. i was going to suggest the floor of a slaughter house– tasty

  

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  Dog-earJun 24, 08, 2:48 p.m. – Permalink

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