5 second rule
5 second rule
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The five second rule was created by confectionery overlords as a way to subjugate our species and engender obedience to unseen authority in exchange for protection from the perceived terror of bad germs. It instills fear of carelessness, which encourages us to self monitor excessively as the meme is passed to each successive generation.
Sorry, I just watched Zeitgeist.
- Or it's to get rid of the human race as quickly as possible.Jaline
- Just you actually.
"JALINE MUST GO"
- Eleanor Roosevelt.Spookytim - I oppose the motion by the way.
I am drunk, by the way.Spookytim - Well, I am conquering it, one day at a time.Jaline
- haha, know what's funny? I think you post the same stuff whether you are drunk or not :)Jaline
- I mean you as in YOU, not everyone else ;)Jaline
- Do you think so? I like consistency so that's a plus point on my self worth chart!Spookytim
- I think you're a tad more hyper, but not by much.Jaline
- Nah, I'm not actually hyper at all Jaline, I'm very laid back, I'm just economical with punctuation leading to...Spookytim
- a breathless sentence which leads the reader to experience hyper ventilation.Spookytim
- Hmmm...I see.Jaline