online dating?
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- wendog0
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT WATCH SUPERSIZE WITH THEM...
INSTEAD DRINK A TON OF RED WINE WHILE WATCHING THE NOTEBOOK.
Although I did just get away with no country for old men - haha
- DanaScully0
i met some crazy guys
i met some nice ones
i met A LOT of duds..
then i met my boyfriend...all i have to say is...it's a hit or miss....
- what types of emails would you actually respond to?dconstrukt
- mirrorball0
I met me ex on the net, went out for a year. Sex was great, asked me if I would like to marry her! Split up, became "friends with benefits".
She's now a month pregnant and getting married on Saturday!
Karl/os had a lucky escape there! FEW...........
- dconstrukt0
I went out with a chick one time... she looked totally 'beat up' from her pix... she was on her 5-6th drink (jack and coke) by the time I got there....
then the story unfolded.... she told me she used to be a prostitute.... and how she wanted me to take her to her heroin dealers house.
HAHAHA.
"umm... i need to go to the bathroom.... i'll.... be ....back.... umm.... like... never".
- wow. is this for real?moogoo
- did she bill you?Llyod
- I wouldn't dconstrukt this story...flavorful
- haha YES, totally true. i bailed so fast... once she asked me to take her to the dealers house for heroin that was it for me, loldconstrukt
- Llyod0
I tried it once. On the first day this chick told me she was in narcotics anonymous and that she only lives with ex junkies and that she'll always be a recovering addict. The was the only time I did online dating.
- ukit0
First lesson: girls don't like it if you type LOL at the end of every sentence
- dconstrukt0
LOL
what kind of emails did you guys send that got responded to?
- dconstrukt0
Nice story acescence.... nothin' wrong with that.
- 23kon0
nevermind the "polaroid a day" challenge
go for the "myspace chick a day" challenge
- ThePublics0
i met a few internet girls back in the good old days of myspace, when it was fresh, young and exciting.
One of them had large breasts and taught me traditional chinese calligraphy for about 30 minutes before we "got it on", shit, it was a all a pretense anyways.
For our next date, I bought a case of tall boys and rolled over to her swanky downtown condo. She had a collection of shoes that was worth at least 5k, and she kept laughing like a hyena once she got a bit tipsy.
at one point during the night I thought to myself "what have I become?" and then proceeded to get my nut, but chose erase her from my friends list and vowed never to meet a girl off the internet again.
- inhaler970
I went out on a few dates... Met some nice people, ended up telling them I wasn't interested, which was kind of a bummer, but ya, worth it.. crazy times.
- acescence0
i posted an ad on craigslist once that was just brutally honest, not trying to play it up at all, something like i ride my skateboard all day and smoke lots of weed and hang out with my cat. i got a few haha you're funny responses, and then one from this cute little vietnamese girl who said she was looking around "for her friend" and had posted an ad trying to find her a date. anyway, she came over to my apartment a few days later, which i found quite shocking. we drank two bottles of pink champagne and had crazy sex. we had a pretty intense sexual relationship for a few months, goddamn was she a demon in the sack, but she seemed pretty emotionally detached. she had this crazy story about being abandoned on the side of the road as a child, then adopted by a couple from the midwest u.s., and grew up in a place where she was the only asian person anyone from there had ever seen. then one day she came over and i told her i was moving to new york. she wouldn't answer my calls or emails after that and i haven't talked to her since.
- honest0
I think I went through the whole book, fat, thin, blonde, brunette, red, crazy, boring, then this amazing Belarusian nurse head-hunted me and flew over, but turned out to have an agenda.
I eventually called it quits but I would call it "proactive blind dating" how's that?
My wife tracked me down since I was on a hotmail database and chatted through MSN.
- wendog0
it works...put up professional pics and your gold...also, first date is always something low key and in a public place - like coffee or lunch
- epete220
bar flys arent any better. just watch out for creep crawlies
- dconstrukt0
what have you done thats worked?
like what kind of emails did you send?
lol
- hiatus0
I have. And its not that bad, but dont lower your standards. LOSERS jk!
Seriously though, been with my gf year and half, could be the one!! Went on a couple so-so dates. Suck face here and there. Dont knock it till you try it!!
- PIITB0
dude I've been on eHarmony for a couple of months and Ive never had so many dates. seriously. I don't care what most people think its a great way to meet potential bitches for a little PIITB.
- joqui0
yes... costs way to much time...