online dating?

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    i met a few internet girls back in the good old days of myspace, when it was fresh, young and exciting.

    One of them had large breasts and taught me traditional chinese calligraphy for about 30 minutes before we "got it on", shit, it was a all a pretense anyways.

    For our next date, I bought a case of tall boys and rolled over to her swanky downtown condo. She had a collection of shoes that was worth at least 5k, and she kept laughing like a hyena once she got a bit tipsy.

    at one point during the night I thought to myself "what have I become?" and then proceeded to get my nut, but chose erase her from my friends list and vowed never to meet a girl off the internet again.

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