online dating?
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- inhaler970
I went out on a few dates... Met some nice people, ended up telling them I wasn't interested, which was kind of a bummer, but ya, worth it.. crazy times.
- ThePublics0
i met a few internet girls back in the good old days of myspace, when it was fresh, young and exciting.
One of them had large breasts and taught me traditional chinese calligraphy for about 30 minutes before we "got it on", shit, it was a all a pretense anyways.
For our next date, I bought a case of tall boys and rolled over to her swanky downtown condo. She had a collection of shoes that was worth at least 5k, and she kept laughing like a hyena once she got a bit tipsy.
at one point during the night I thought to myself "what have I become?" and then proceeded to get my nut, but chose erase her from my friends list and vowed never to meet a girl off the internet again.
- 23kon0
nevermind the "polaroid a day" challenge
go for the "myspace chick a day" challenge
- dconstrukt0
Nice story acescence.... nothin' wrong with that.
- dconstrukt0
LOL
what kind of emails did you guys send that got responded to?
- ukit0
First lesson: girls don't like it if you type LOL at the end of every sentence
- Llyod0
I tried it once. On the first day this chick told me she was in narcotics anonymous and that she only lives with ex junkies and that she'll always be a recovering addict. The was the only time I did online dating.
- dconstrukt0
I went out with a chick one time... she looked totally 'beat up' from her pix... she was on her 5-6th drink (jack and coke) by the time I got there....
then the story unfolded.... she told me she used to be a prostitute.... and how she wanted me to take her to her heroin dealers house.
HAHAHA.
"umm... i need to go to the bathroom.... i'll.... be ....back.... umm.... like... never".
- wow. is this for real?moogoo
- did she bill you?Llyod
- I wouldn't dconstrukt this story...flavorful
- haha YES, totally true. i bailed so fast... once she asked me to take her to the dealers house for heroin that was it for me, loldconstrukt
- mirrorball0
I met me ex on the net, went out for a year. Sex was great, asked me if I would like to marry her! Split up, became "friends with benefits".
She's now a month pregnant and getting married on Saturday!
Karl/os had a lucky escape there! FEW...........
- DanaScully0
i met some crazy guys
i met some nice ones
i met A LOT of duds..
then i met my boyfriend...all i have to say is...it's a hit or miss....
- what types of emails would you actually respond to?dconstrukt
- wendog0
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT WATCH SUPERSIZE WITH THEM...
INSTEAD DRINK A TON OF RED WINE WHILE WATCHING THE NOTEBOOK.
Although I did just get away with no country for old men - haha