I had a dream last night
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- ninjasavant
I went to a house where kingjulien and e-pill were shooting things at a range in the backyard (in the dream I think the house was kjs) hung out there until subversive showed up and we left to go play hockey with jaline, kona, crouwel, madirish, and several other people from the pvn but those are the ones I explicitly remember.
I'm pretty sure I have a brain tumor.
- kona0
was i fatter than you expected in person?
- real trippy dream btw. that's pretty awesome.kona
- Funny enough you were pretty much a caricature of a baseball player: tall with broad shoulders.ninjasavant
- i'm only 5'8". figured i'd throw that out there so your future dreams of me will be more precise. :)kona
- hahaha, that's so homo-erotic.lvl_13
- spendogg0
Did you wake up and smell almonds and KY?
- Mimio0
Could have been worse. You could have been engaged in a multi-day gang turf battle over the main drug neighborhood in the inner city.
- Spookytim0
Did you wake up with an erection?
Was it in your mouth again?
- HA HA HA HA HA HAchossy
- HAHAHAHAH!kona
- falls off chair laughingsikma
- I just hope you all realise that was two great gags in one easy punchline.Spookyhome
- Kudos!
MrOneHundred
- madirish0
hahahahahahahahahahaha
- joyride0
hahaha... I had a dream last nite as well. And I don't know who my mind pictured, but it involved the name jaline and the phrase "just the tip" and I didn't say it, which it the really weird part. =\
- Jaline0
I like your dream friends and activities! +1
- flavorful0
My dreams are always ridiculous but towards the end I had thrown a big piece of bread in a toilet and flushed it, but then was pissing in it as it was you know flushing and getting it's water back but I just kept pissing and pissing to the point it was about to overflow so I kept finding things to piss in, and I was laughing like a mad man but not in my dream just actually laughing at the thought of pissing so much then I realized I was dreaming and quickly checked to make sure I didn't piss and took it to mean my body was telling my brain I really, really had to piss.
Which was true.
P.S. Why the fuck wasn't I in your dream? I figured I'd be jumping into conversations and saying stuff like, "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!", and, "CAN YOU VALET A MOTORCYCLE?!"
You know ... derailing conversations kind of like how I try to do on threads.
FLAVORFUL OUT!
- * but towards the end of the one's I had this morning...flavorful
- * onesflavorful
- valet a motorcycle, nice.ninjasavant
- Jaline0
The ones I remember are usually sexy and/or like a horror film, but I don't care if some monster is chasing me because I know I am dreaming, and it's fun to make up scenarios where I win.
- digdre0
Martin had a dream too
- nadnerb0
I had the weirdest dream ever the other night - check this out.
I've just gotten a job at this huge industrial farm place. My friend already works there and he's showing me the ropes, he takes me over to this gigantic barn where these cows are all piled up next to it, getting shoved into the barn. These were not normal cows, they were the size of elephants and all rubbery and bouncy, in a huge bouncy pile.
So then my friend lets me in on a secret, and makes me swear not to tell anybody. The workers there smuggle food onto the farm, inside the cows' stomachs. So like a cow would have a turkey in its stomach, and they had this secret method where you burrow into the side of the cow towards the stomach, the action of burrowing would heat the stomach up, so precisely at the time you arrived at the stomach the food inside would be perfectly cooked and utterly delicious. . . like the best food you ever tasted.Then I woke up and said, what the FUCK?
- i can see why you asked that...madirish
- You don't taste or read in dreams. Different part of the brain.Mimio
- I can read but I'm also a lucid dreamer.ninjasavant
- T-Dawg0
*udderly delicious
- ETM0
Sounds like like you were hungry combined with some sort of issue about being a drug mule. Anything you want to unburden yourself with?
- MrOneHundred0
I’m gonna bump this because of really weird dream I had last night. It’s a bit long, so I will bullet-point it.
• The waiter from my Friday morning breakfast place was setting up this big wooden frame thing in an art gallery – plugging in Airport Express and typing on keyboards, etc.
• REM burst out and started performing in, on and around the wooden frame (except it wasn’t the actual members of REM)
• Everyone started dancing, so I started too, then remembered I don’t dance, so I stopped and felt out of place
• Stood next to my friend who also wasn’t dancing, then we both felt out of place, so walked outside
• Started walking up the street with one of my cats (Mooball) on my head as a hat – just to see how people would react
• People were pointing, laughing, etc.
• Ran into a guy I used to be in a band with who hasn’t spoken to me in years. He said hello
• We crossed the street where a bunch of meth users were being arrested and bundled into police cars
• A whole lot of coloured ice started melting out of the police cars making big coloured puddles on the ground
• Everyone started getting onto buses to get the hell out of there, so I did the same
• The end.
PS. Jaline, I NEVER remember sexy dreams. Catholic guilt, I guess – and I’m not even Catholic.
- Jaline0
I remember I did a science fiction project about a machine called "The Dream Machine" with my friend in high school. It was a prototype (just written, not built, obviously) for a machine that could make you have any dream you wanted. We got so many questions from asshole students about "sexy" and perverted dreams that our teacher had to relieve us from the berating keeners and just sent us back to our chairs after a while.
- i've made one.sikma
- orly...Jaline
- What an assault to your innocent high school imaginations.MrOneHundred
- ninjasavant0
dreams are neat.
- moamoa0
I had this dream
