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- _niko0
Men have kept the pimp hand strong for the past 60,000 years.
Then in the past 50 years we've all become pussies.
Women still need the caveman.
- grunttt0
send that bitch to my house. she can help me build my deck.
- CALLES0
when she comes back... fill every single cabinet in the kitchen with mac and cheese and hamburger helper... when she gets upset take her to a nice dinner at cracker barrel
- chossy0
Update :
I called my girl and told her she was a little strumpet and that she should obey me in future, after laughing hysterically down the phone at me for two to three minutes we are now golden again :D.
- CALLES0
next time i allow you to use my joke...
"Honey.. it is not my fualt that God and Jesus were also male"
works evertime
- chossy0
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your girlfriend is out doing this underlow!!!!!!!!!!
too much happy burger helpers or whatever they are called.
- JackRyan0
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
- JKilla770
My girl get's agro about the dummiest things. So I just smile nod and and say I'm sorry so I can get back to my xbox.
- jteore0
Take it as a sign.
Poor eating habits = bad sex.- true, but...
crazy girl = good sexflashbender - wot 'e sed @ benderoo7point34
- what do you mean by "poor". Just curious ;)Jaline
- true, but...
- roundabout0
SMACK that bitch up, and remind her who the daddy is. Man, what the fuck is up with you all ready.
- CALLES0
UPDATE
- rtr0
if she bought the box then i think she wanted you to be the helper since she did her part in acquiring the hamburger. it should say 'helper not included' cuz the helper is you. maybe she just wishes you would take her out to a restaurant and instead blames it on the hamburger helper?
- flashbender0
in the immortal words of Virgil
varium et mutabile semper femina
- wordsinyourmouth0
f'ing hilarious guys, gave me a good laugh this morning
- Jaline0
CALLES relies on women so much in his life....it's almost like they are superior to him.
;)
- rson0
- CALLES0
i totally think that woman are superior in many levels than guys... and you should also let them know that ;)
Hey i was brought up By two older sisters that were very tough.. or in other word bitches... its a miracle that i didn't come out gay... so now for my advantage i understand a lot about women that guys are not supposed to... thats why i probably get so much action... i mean that and my good looks
- tough sisters, PIITB, trannies... It all begins to make sense.flashbender
- hahahaflavorful
- lol
It's like my brother. He has 4 sisters and no bros :OJaline