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- morilla0
superglue her labia shut
- but that makes it hard to hate fuck her later7point34
- duh... PIITBflashbender
- I expected more from you 7.34
*sighflashbender - i am ashamed [hangs head]7point34
- you're assshamedcreative-
- stoplying0
Kick her to the curb.
- vrmbr0
it's all over now..
- flavorful0
- someone should photoshop this so it says 'diarrhea soaked balls aint one'7point34
- hahahhhaflavorful
- fucking sweet shirtOnesandZeros
- I want this!rson
- CALLES0
it depends... do you usually help? Are you out of shape for always sitting on your fat ass? have you forgotten to do little things for her cuz you have gotten used to it... i dont think hamburger is the problem... we need more info my friend
- CALLES0
^ like Mr. Garrison said in south park
"dont trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
- underlow0
No, see CALLES, it's not like I don't ever help. If anything, I help her out way more than I should with massages, random ice cream runs to the store, etc. She gets way too frustrated with her own personal shit and tends to take it out on me because I'm the only one there.
And my ass is only a little bit fat. They're doing roadwork around the gym so it's a bitch to get to now.
- 7point340
i was sick one day and my girlfriend kept saying why don't you go lie down, until i finally did, when i woke up 2 hours later she had cooked dinner and after dinner she exploded at me wondering where the relationship was heading if i expected her to do everything. i told her its kinda hard for me to help when a) i'm sick b) i'm asleep
- CALLES0
well you do have to know that part of being in a relationship is that you have to deal with the other peoples problems... Since in a way you are the closest person to them... usually in a relationship stage they are more likely to go to you than say..... their parents... you just have to listen and know this person well enough to be able to put a gentle stop to the eruption.. then you look like the nice guy... and then you PIITB
- did the joke.. i have a reputation around here.. dont want you guys to think that i have feelings or somethingCALLES
- PIITB leads to a not gentle eruption.flashbender
- fyoucher10
The shocker always works for me.
- chossy0
Me and my girl just about split up, about 30 minutes ago, she was driving me home seen as I can't drive right now and I shouted at her to stop as she was about to crash the car, which was the second time today!!!!!!!!!! and apparently it is my fault that she didn't see the two cars on the road in front of her because I was talking to her, never mind that the radio was on as well.......
- can i have either of your digits?CALLES
- by the way both times I simply shouted STOP I didn't shout anything rude and I certainly didn't say anything after I shouted stop.chossy
- ehh keyword "Shouted"
thats the problemCALLES - bollocks mate it went like this.
stop stop stop stop STOPchossy - ufffCALLES
- she got the sack then?capsize
- morilla0
women are heroin and razor blades rolled up into one package.
- flavorful0
First of all ... you get her ice cream?
That's disgusting.
You're supposed to constantly make comments on her physical appearance but try to come off as joking as eventually it will just seep into her sub-conscious and she'll become anorexic/bulimic.
I thought this was a prerequisite into any actual relationship.
Sure the occasional blowup will happen but that's when you go, "You don't look all that pretty when you're angry you should stop. Ehhuck, like immediately."
- I'm going to die alone.flavorful
- God, I'm a terrible boyfriend.
*sobs*underlow - hey, buying me ice cream is a good thing. not during ridiculous hours (mid. of night, for ex.), but still good :)Jaline
- well no wonder you'll die alone... you and your filthy fucking genitals... wash that shit!7point34
- Jaline. Come on you're killing me here. I have a rep.flavorful
- 7.34. Come on you're killing me here. I have a rep.flavorful
- a rep for gonads soaked in sloppy ass juices7point34
- janne760
sad