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- 7point340
i was sick one day and my girlfriend kept saying why don't you go lie down, until i finally did, when i woke up 2 hours later she had cooked dinner and after dinner she exploded at me wondering where the relationship was heading if i expected her to do everything. i told her its kinda hard for me to help when a) i'm sick b) i'm asleep
- CALLES0
well you do have to know that part of being in a relationship is that you have to deal with the other peoples problems... Since in a way you are the closest person to them... usually in a relationship stage they are more likely to go to you than say..... their parents... you just have to listen and know this person well enough to be able to put a gentle stop to the eruption.. then you look like the nice guy... and then you PIITB
- did the joke.. i have a reputation around here.. dont want you guys to think that i have feelings or somethingCALLES
- PIITB leads to a not gentle eruption.flashbender
- fyoucher10
The shocker always works for me.
- chossy0
Me and my girl just about split up, about 30 minutes ago, she was driving me home seen as I can't drive right now and I shouted at her to stop as she was about to crash the car, which was the second time today!!!!!!!!!! and apparently it is my fault that she didn't see the two cars on the road in front of her because I was talking to her, never mind that the radio was on as well.......
- can i have either of your digits?CALLES
- by the way both times I simply shouted STOP I didn't shout anything rude and I certainly didn't say anything after I shouted stop.chossy
- ehh keyword "Shouted"
thats the problemCALLES - bollocks mate it went like this.
stop stop stop stop STOPchossy - ufffCALLES
- she got the sack then?capsize
- morilla0
women are heroin and razor blades rolled up into one package.
- flavorful0
First of all ... you get her ice cream?
That's disgusting.
You're supposed to constantly make comments on her physical appearance but try to come off as joking as eventually it will just seep into her sub-conscious and she'll become anorexic/bulimic.
I thought this was a prerequisite into any actual relationship.
Sure the occasional blowup will happen but that's when you go, "You don't look all that pretty when you're angry you should stop. Ehhuck, like immediately."
- I'm going to die alone.flavorful
- God, I'm a terrible boyfriend.
*sobs*underlow - hey, buying me ice cream is a good thing. not during ridiculous hours (mid. of night, for ex.), but still good :)Jaline
- well no wonder you'll die alone... you and your filthy fucking genitals... wash that shit!7point34
- Jaline. Come on you're killing me here. I have a rep.flavorful
- 7.34. Come on you're killing me here. I have a rep.flavorful
- a rep for gonads soaked in sloppy ass juices7point34
- chossy0
bollocks jaline his woman sounds like a prick if that is what hapened, my lady gave me a row because I couldn't hear her shouting!!!!! I mean if you shout twice and someone can't hear you walk towards them and then talk to them, don't give them a row because they can't hear you that would be like me giving her a row for not being able to open up a jar or lift a heavy box. You can't do it so why on earth should you get a row for it. Can you tell I am having rows with my lady also :'(
- studderine0
this has to be the funniest thread ever. i am laughing so hard right now.
- flavorful0
I don't have the personality to actually let someone scream or yell at me. I like pointing out other couples who are yelling at each other though and I just go, "If you ever raise your voice to me woman, I won't yell back. I'm a pacifist, but I'll pass-a-fist. You write that down. You write that fucking down."
- pr20
Gather around my children.
You smack the girl on the ass and have rough sex with her. If she doesn't want to go to sleep. Wake-up and start hitting on some honeys in a local bar.
THis relationship is over so you can only prolong it a bit if you make her jelous.
- flashbender0
damn you studderine I wanted to say this was my favorite thread today, and you get all superlative and say "ever".
Bitch.
I'm not making you hamburger helper tonight.
- lick my balls, which are soaked in fecal matter.studderine
- I'm not going to do that eitherflashbender
- LICK THEM SHITS (LITERAL) UP!flavorful
- STOP YELLING AT ME!
(and go rape 7.34)
Good god that sounds awful.flashbender
- Spookyhome0
Wait, isn't this scenario available on the introduction disk that comes with the virtual reality goggles? I only ask becuase... well, I swear I've lived this entire episode myself, many many times.
Men: Crying together in the woods since 1904
- I close my eyes and sob quietly during sex...neue75_bold
- robert bly weepscapsize
- CALLES0
i'm sorry... but i do like it when a girl looses her shit and i just smerk and go " what are you delusional?... Do you see me going crazy... I would rather us talk like grown ups... Baby... So why dont you relax and lets talk about it" Dont forget to smile and the end of that
- hahaha!flavorful
- This is actually the best advice. Couple the one where I talk about punching her in the face subtlety.flavorful
- As long as you smile everything should be fine.flavorful
- drives here nuts.. i will probably loose one nut one day doing thisCALLES
- Yea, I've never kept a relationship going that long where that wouldn't work for that very reason.flavorful
- cursiveshotgun0
you're not eating enough fried chicken
- chossy0
Ladies are mentalists likesey!!!!.