Beards
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- flavorful0
Can I just say I love Pabst Blue Ribbon?
I was at some bar in Philly and they had all these crazy beers on tap that I love trying out, and after the table goes around and it comes to me I go, "Those are all fine choices, but kind sir can you please PBR me ASAP?"
He got a big kick out of it, I think because I was in a suit and had just gotten off plane and looked completely out of place.
Apparently I was at a hipster bar.
Hipsters love PBR.
But not all people who love PBR are hipsters.
Don't look at me as an example, no. I'm not a role model.
Look at Patrick Swayze. That man loves PBR more than I do!
- PBR is so bad it's funny.arthur
- It's so bad it's good!
DAMN GOOD!flavorful - lol, i'm converted!arthur
- Where were you? Bob & Barbaras? Sugar Mom's McGlincheys? Dirty Franks??? WHERE DAMMIT!!!stoplying
- Sidecar?flavorful
- flav = ginger hipsterPoint5
- Oh okay. Don't know that place.stoplying
- YOU'RE A GINGER HIPSTER!flavorful
- I think it's in Center City? I have no idea, I fucking hate Philthadelphia, haha.flavorful
- PBR is fucking disgusting, end of discussion.non
- You're disgusting.flavorful
- hey, PBR has helped me out of more than one bad situation, but Grain Belt Premium... now that's classysfeske
- creative-0
My beard hides my permanent 5 o'clock shadow. That and the fact I look like a douch without it.
- um, yeah, I've been meaning to tell you ... it doesn't really hide your douche-ness.flashbender
- Ah nuts. Brown paper bag it iscreative-
- doctor0
Beards... Awesome!
- harlequino0
My beard has more to do with the fact that i just got a shitty haircut. I have curly hair, and it got long. But my wife likes it longer, as do i, but it needed a trim. So I explain my situation to the hairdresser. She was fine with that, and snipped away.
Turns ot, she gave me a butch lesbian mullet haircut.
If I shave my beard, I will look like Ellen DeGeneres. 0_o
- flavorful0
That Jack Passion dude's beard is troubling.
- fooler0
beards are the new fixed gear
- +1robco
- couldn't be more rightsfeske
- haha! Perfect.flashbender
- grunttt0
it turns out i'm totally a beard guy.
- sfeske0
i knew a guy with a beard once, it ended up eating his face... he's a different person today.
- SoupCan0
I wish my grass was emo... that way it would cut itself.
- jacobdean0
beards imply youve "been on the road forever man" and are in some way an established hard touring band that both rocks and rolls
- neue75_bold0
I'm rocking the moustache these days, mostly because at 31, I still can't grow a decent beard and I do require some form of facial defense...
- Shit Same here!! man I hate this ptachy shit...that I have to shave every 6-8weeks.xhanubis
- flashbender0
I haven't shaved in two weeks - but that's more out of laziness than any desire to grow a beard.