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- stoplying
I went to see some bands last week and the bar was full of these young dudes with BURLY ass beards. Not some scruff, or 5 oclock shadow, but thick, haggard beards.
I guess I missed that memo.
Is there a hipster scenester association with beards now? Sort of a tougher emo?
- OnesandZeros0
was the show in portland?
and to answer your questions, yes.
- Nope, Jersey.stoplying
- right call on Portland - beards galore, myself included.arthur
- Bridge and Tunnel scenesters, eh? Hate those fuckers. Stop vomitting in my doorway.TheBlueOne
- flashbender0
yes. beards are the must have fashion accessory for '08
- Daro0
Yes, beards are in.
I personally have the Amish styled beard.
- horton0
where you been hiding? beards have been enjoying a strong revival since 2005.
- asspop0
- fuck thatOnesandZeros
- I looked like that after I shaved my afro off a few years back
creative- - teenwolf3 : the later years, as a security guard in a dodgy antiques shoptank02
- reminds me of the movie "fur".sea_sea
- sherman0
Im working on an emo beard shampoo
- stoplying0
I'm trying to rock one but after a week it looks horrible. Patchy and not burly. I'm not quitting yet.
- vwsung18t0
i believe it's instincts that tell you when you need to grow a beard
- or sheer lazinessmorilla
- i second lazinessOnesandZeros
- i find my beard is more maintenance than just regular shaving - but I keep it trim.arthur
- BattleAxe0
what if you can't grow a beard
- What if it comes out ginger?
(Sorry 7point34)creative- - hahaha its cool my beard is ginger, and awful patchy, but im lazy so i look like a hobo most of the time7point34
- FUCK YOU!flavorful
- Not you as well flavorful. Poor bastard!creative-
- If it doesn't grow, rub some duck shit on your face. Oldschool trick my granddad told me, haven't tried it yet.Ruffian
- will wild duck do do, doBattleAxe
- What if it comes out ginger?
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- arthur0
http://jackpassion.com/jackpassi…
Q. What do girls think?
A. Most of the time, they're just happy to find someone who can relate. People just stare at my chest when I’m talking, too.With women, it's about quality, not quantity (this is what I tell myself, anyway). There's a few girls who love beards, and largely it's because they've transcended the media-cultured influence to embrace what they yearn for with their most primitive and instinctual desires. The beard is a secondary sex characteristic of men; It’s our plumage in the animal kingdom. Physiologically, it should be attractive to women. Beard = sexual health. Sexual health = ideal mate. Ideal mate = attractive. And even if I'm talking out of my ass, just ask any girl who's gotten Jacked: Once you go Jack, you never go back!
That being said, if it's really just that you don't want your friends to see me, I'm totally cool with being secret lovers.
- locustsloth0
My beard is actually a compensation for the lack of a chin.