England crapness
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- mikotondria2
so Im hearing from everyone that lives there that the country is going to the dogs, rampant with drunken coked up chavs, the streets aren't safe and theres no real hope of owning a home unless you do so already because of the price. 5/6 quid for a packet of cigs and 9dollar gas - how is it there for you ?
I left a long time ago, but might be going for a visit.
- Jaline0
Rand knows everything.
- ian0
Just change 'quid' for 'euro' and you've kinda described Dublin too.
- 5timuli0
There are no British people left in Britain. If you're visiting I'd advise learning to speak Polish.
- britain has always been topped up by foreigners. that's what's good about it.vespa
- Yes, but perhaps not quite so many in the past, Vespa.detritus
- It probably grew, but my dad used to live there and he was telling me about all the immigrants from the 80s...Jaline
- England is a mongrel nation. Nobody can claim to belong here. Immigration is how we made an empire, & slavery 2Spookytim
- what about the romans? and the dutch? and the danish?
http://www.headsup.o…vespa - vespa - just to clarify, i'm not anti-migrant - just anti-people. 60-odd million people is already far too many.detritus
- And spooky - shut it, Frenchie.detritus
- Mon Dieu!Spookytim
- we got out 20 years ago.canuck
- we wouldn't have won the war without the Polish! Sorry to bring that up here!Atkinson
- Jaline0
Where have all the British gone?
- ...looong time passing...TheBlueOne
- australia.vespa
- So much so that no one can tell the difference anymore? I know calling an Australian British almost = calling a Canadian an American.Jaline
- ...Canadian a United States-ianJaline
- I'm a brit and guess where I live haha. Beaches and home brew all the way!slappy
- ChiantishireFariska
- cuntfordshire?vrmbr
- TheBlueOne0
The entire First world is going into the crapper...
- monoboy0
Grass is always greener my friend.
- I'd rather take my chances with chav gangs than US policeman.monoboy
- I'd rather take my chance with bacon...Jaline
- Canadian bacon?JackRyan
- yes...Jaline
- I love the way you say "Aboot" in Canadia. Like you momentarily become Posh Scots, just for one word.Spookytim
- NUH UHJaline
- What are you talking aboot?
MuHAH!Spookytim - Sometimes I fry bacon and eat it just for a snack. My girlfriend thinks its weird...and that I'm going to get all fat.JackRyan
- americans have better bacon than canadians...ephix
- Bluejam0
don't believe the hype
- Spookytim0
You don't want to believe little everything you read in the World Health Organisations Emergency Plans to Quarantine England For the Good of All Mankind Manifesto. Half of those who wrote it are Belgian.
- Jaline0
My friend is working in the parliament right now. Is that a different part of town or something?
- drgs0
in 10 years there will only be rich people and immigrants left
- phatlee0
Its very expensive, especially driving to work. Just to run my car it costs £400 a month.
- Jaline0
I watched Run, Fat Boy, Run, the other day, and I wanted to kick those pestering hooligans (on the streets) in the face.
I sound old.
- "Pestering hooligans" Hahahahcreative-
- You sound british. Kicking people in the face is a british speciality. Bonus points if they are already unconscious.weave
- I'd like to topple them over and then give them a good punt.Jaline
- Can we hire you for a nationwide tour?Spookytim
- sure.Jaline
- How about you don a leather cat suit and whip those retched hooligans. I'd pay good money to see that.creative-
- HAHA, Oh too bad he's gone home. I think he speaks for us all there Jaline.Spookytim
- Yeah, i tried to ignore it...Jaline
- pascii0
switzerland is closing it's gates to foreigners.
- lukefry0
plus the yuppys there the worst!
- creative-0
It's all us black people terrorising the elderly you have to watch out for.