Help Me With Insults
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- 7340
'tons-of-fun' and 'lunch box' have always been favorites
- 7340
also 'chubbikins'
- AndyRoss0
Invite the building inspector by to inspect the joists and trusses under the very seat where Lardo sits.
"Thanks for coming by. You see, I'm concerned if structurally this building is strong enough to support Lardo here? Are there tests and measurements you can do to make sure we're all actually safe with Lardo here, stressing the floor?"
- chossy0
watch out hogzilla coming through
you are fucking muckle
do you have your own orbit pattern
can I cut you just a little nick I need to get some gravy on this biscuit that you will probably snatch out my hand you fucking gorrilla.
my god aren't you upset about being tired when answering the phone.
- MrOneHundred0
Put on a hard hat and safety vest, and when any of them walk into the room, yell “fat attack” into a bull-horn.
Randomly yell “stop stealing my fucking food, chubs”.
- Llyod0
I want to put my hand in your ass and quickly twist it sideways while singing the battle hymn of the republic.
- AndyRoss0
So, CALLES,
How is the plan proceeding? Any mirth to report? Any uncomfortable confrontations?