Help Me With Insults
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- CALLES0
hahahah!
- ian0
Start calling them all 'chunk' or 'tubbs' and keep referring to the smell of fried chicken and or lard after they have walked somewhere.
- _salisae_0
i will project high turnover rate in the next 6-8 months. who wants to work at a place that increases a negative body conscious?
just because it's considered okay to ridicule people on tv shows doesn't mean it's actually the right thing to do.
- CALLES0
wait wait wait... they are asking me to do this... And being overweight it's not healthy
- 7340
ask them if any of them would like a brownie, no matter what their, response smear dog shit all over their face and punch them in the mouth. repeat: "yeah, how you like that brownwie you sloppy fat fuck. enjoy your pink eye." follow it up by setting their car on fire
- lmfao...Antonelli
- I fell off.Studiospooky
- Gold, Jerry, Gold!MrOneHundred
- this is for the office, not an american prison in iraqSamush
- _salisae_0
i'm not saying it is healthy but some people cannot help their situation. obviously. do you really think they prefer being overweight?
why don't you lay out speed pills for them as well .. wreck their liver and kidneys while you're at it.
do you really just do whatever your superiors tell you to, without considering consequences? you're not in a fraternity, hazing people. imo this is highly unprofessional.
- On the one hand... lighten up Salisae. On the other... I do have a feeling this will all turn bad before long.Studiospooky
- Do you need a dounut salisae?NickW
- CALLES0
well... we are more like a family actually. We have lunch together and we even plan activities together off the office. In the weekends with their kids.. So yeah we are more like friends you see
- _salisae_0
i wonder if you couldn't actually be sued for this kind of treatment. if i were one of the 'lardies' as you call them i probably would want to laugh along as well but it would make me feel like shit .. especially if i couldn't achieve the goals.
- dskz0
Your fatter than a first generation ipod.
(crickets)
- 7340
- stupidresponse0
JUMBO
- elahon0
Change all of their voice mail recordings to sing "Fatty fatty, 2 by 4, can't fit through the bathroom door!"
- CALLES0
so i put a snickers inside a ziplock bag and a string attahched and then im throwing it over peoples cubicles
- Raniator0
'prick'
usually works quite well.
- weave0
Slowly make the doors to the cubicles smaller.
Frown and shake your head sadly when they can't get in.
- jamble0
Put some speaking scales in the office but rig them so that when someone stands on them they say "one at a time please fatty"
- 7340
walk directly behind someone and when they question you tell them you cant help it, that you are inevitably drawn to their gravitational pull.
then punch them in the ass and comment on how "doughy" theyre getting. tell them you remember when it used to be nice and tight. (use for either male or female)
- flavorful0
Just whenever someone talks to you look confused and when they are done look at someone else and go, "DO YOU UNDERSTAND FAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAT FUCKING MCFAT FUCK FACE WEEZING ABOUT?!"
- edd-e0
FATTY PATTY!!!