10 Driver Commandments ...
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- flavorful0
Religion: Making up whatever is self-serving and convenient one century at a time.
- flavorful0
The fucking nerve of them to call these "Commandments."
- mrdobolina0
no doubt. kinda blasphemous, aintit?
- CALLES0
"An unusual document from the Vatican's office for migrants and itinerant people also warned that automobiles can be "an occasion of sin" -- particularly when they are used for dangerous passing or for prostitution."
so in what the fuck are we supposed to pick up our prostitues!?!??! fucking Segways?????
- lvl_130
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
what the fuck is that buzzing noise!? oh, that's just CALLES pickin' up the ladies on his segway!
hahahahahaha.
- rusty_shackle0
segways are AWESOME chick magnets!!!
- Jaline0
I would do a guy who had perfect segues.
I suspect Witt would have this ability...
- flavorful0
Are we talking about jokes here Jaline? Or the people mover thing, haha?
I actually made up this shitty dance move where I act like I get on a segue and start moving it around while trying to move by barely moving my feet and just kind of sliding ... and then it goes haywire.
Running backwards into people into walls and I go, "I CAN'T STOP THIS THING!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!"
That is my segue into conversations with girls at bars and parties, haha.
That and this other dance step I created ... well ... I did not really create it.
Remember the little tea cup?
You innocently go, "I'm a little tea cup, short and stout, hear is my handle (make handle), here is my spout (make spout) .... * pause * ... then hump violently at them while yelling "NOW GIVE ME SUGAR! GIVE ME SUGAR!"
...
I am going to get back to work now...
- version30
fuck jesus and the pope
*smashes hummer into vatican
- BonSeff0
8: thou shalt get road head from an altar boy
- Jaline0
lol, flavor, I'm talking about segues in the sense of transitioning from one thing to another smoothly and without interruption.
- version30
jaline is referring to A2M
- flavorful0
hahhaahaa!
- Jaline0
While I do like the porn (although not to that disgusting extent), I'm sorry to tell you that segues mostly have to do with words.
- flavorful0
Congratulations Pope ... you have out done yourself in alienating your religion even more to my generation.
Also, do you not break #5 ... well every time you drive?
Oh that is right. You sit behind bullet proof glass, on the back of Mercedes...
Why a Mercedes?
Hmmm ... thinker.