10 Driver Commandments ... 1616 Responses

Last post: 1 year, 3 months ago | Thread started: Jun 19, 07, 2:23 p.m.

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• flavorful

  http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/eu…

  You have got to be fucking kidding me...:

  1. You shall not kill.

  2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

  3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

  4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

  5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

  6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

  7. Support the families of accident victims.

  8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

  9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

  10. Feel responsible toward others.

  Jun 19, 07, 2:23 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Congratulations Pope ... you have out done yourself in alienating your religion even more to my generation.

  Also, do you not break #5 ... well every time you drive?

  Oh that is right. You sit behind bullet proof glass, on the back of Mercedes...

  Why a Mercedes?

  Hmmm ... thinker.

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 2:24 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Religion: Making up whatever is self-serving and convenient one century at a time.

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 2:25 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  The fucking nerve of them to call these "Commandments."

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 2:25 p.m. – Permalink

• mrdobolina

  no doubt. kinda blasphemous, aintit?

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 2:26 p.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  "An unusual document from the Vatican's office for migrants and itinerant people also warned that automobiles can be "an occasion of sin" -- particularly when they are used for dangerous passing or for prostitution."

  so in what the fuck are we supposed to pick up our prostitues!?!??! fucking Segways?????

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 2:30 p.m. – Permalink

• lvl_13

  *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  what the fuck is that buzzing noise!? oh, that's just CALLES pickin' up the ladies on his segway!

  hahahahahaha.

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 2:38 p.m. – Permalink

• blackfrancis

  

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 2:40 p.m. – Permalink

• rusty_shackle

  segways are AWESOME chick magnets!!!

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 2:40 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  I would do a guy who had perfect segues.

  I suspect Witt would have this ability...

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 3:38 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Are we talking about jokes here Jaline? Or the people mover thing, haha?

  I actually made up this shitty dance move where I act like I get on a segue and start moving it around while trying to move by barely moving my feet and just kind of sliding ... and then it goes haywire.

  Running backwards into people into walls and I go, "I CAN'T STOP THIS THING!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!"

  That is my segue into conversations with girls at bars and parties, haha.

  That and this other dance step I created ... well ... I did not really create it.

  Remember the little tea cup?

  You innocently go, "I'm a little tea cup, short and stout, hear is my handle (make handle), here is my spout (make spout) .... * pause * ... then hump violently at them while yelling "NOW GIVE ME SUGAR! GIVE ME SUGAR!"

  ...

  I am going to get back to work now...

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 3:45 p.m. – Permalink

• version3

  fuck jesus and the pope

  *smashes hummer into vatican

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 4:03 p.m. – Permalink

• BonSeff

  8: thou shalt get road head from an altar boy

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 4:04 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  lol, flavor, I'm talking about segues in the sense of transitioning from one thing to another smoothly and without interruption.

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 4:06 p.m. – Permalink

• version3

  jaline is referring to A2M

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 4:07 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  hahhaahaa!

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 4:15 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  While I do like the porn (although not to that disgusting extent), I'm sorry to tell you that segues mostly have to do with words.

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 07, 4:21 p.m. – Permalink