food to get laid
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- neue75_bold0
you sly dog..
- hiatus0
back to the subject-> making a special dessert is always better to concentrate on.
usually somethingthat includes chocolate or her favorite fruit.
by the way, anyone F-k with honey powder in the sack. FUN!!
- Witt0
just clean your internet history and give it a go.
- grunttt0
who wants to fuck on a full stomach?
- _salisae_0
for the tastiest of cum sandwiches prepare yourself with a good dosage of spicy foods.
- Daro0
Enough! If she's already coming to your place for dinner she know she has it coming, otherwise she would've suggested dinner at a restaurant. So my guess is that half your work is done, is not really about the food, it's all up to your smooth-talking skills. Sweet talk but also be a good listener and actually listen.
If everything fails...try the chloroform (see my previous post)
- grunttt0
pretty sure that's the naughtiest thing i've ever heard salisae type.
- flavorful0
Amen salisae (from what I hear).
Just do not pull a Larry David.
- madirish0
texascris- i just moved back from living in Peru for a year.
: )
- madirish0
pretty sure that's the naughtiest thing i've ever heard salisae type.
grunttt
(May 2 07, 10:43)ditto that
- FrdmOfSpch0
for the tastiest of cum sandwiches prepare yourself with a good dosage of spicy foods.
_salisae_
(May 2 07, 10:31)is this true salisae?? can you verify this through field experience???
cos that might just be the ticket.
- flavorful0
You heard her type?
What are you both behind her?
- grunttt0
You heard her type?
What are you both behind her?
flavorful
(May 2 07, 10:49)i'm chained up in her closet. i'm her gimp.
- flavorful0
Bah, gimp.
Even just the word freaks me out, haha.
- CALLES0
so how long has it been since you get laid? why are you relying on food to do the nasty deed?
- FrdmOfSpch0
the only cum i've tasted is my own. and it always tastes the same whatever i eat...
...no matter which chicks face i'm licking it off ;)
- grunttt0
this thread just gets classier and classier.
- flavorful0
ZOMG NOW THAT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER READ ... PERIOD!
- Rand0
fdmofspeech uses that old trick of hocking a loogie and then when she turns around...
- flavorful0
BLAMMO!
100!