food to get laid
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- Jaline0
then if she doesnt Jaline, she knows she is being played for some action.
So then why deal with all the formalities and just get down to biz?
morilla
(May 2 07, 09:05)because they're not formalities ;)
- morilla0
I don't find eating before having a good romp to be that attractive.
- Mishga0
duh... buy like 4 bottles of wine and make sure she drinks at least 2 of them
barbtastic
(May 2 07, 08:46)Amen!
- texascris0
then if she doesnt Jaline, she knows she is being played for some action.
So then why deal with all the formalities and just get down to biz?
morilla
(May 2 07, 09:05)...............
because i want to cook her a nice meal ...... and then get laid
- morilla0
do you have a trader joes or a whole foods near by?
- texascris0
no i don´t
- FrdmOfSpch0
listen buddy, don't make her feel "all special" by cooking something elaborate for her.
that's the worth thing to communicate.
you know what it communicates to a girl? "i haven't been laid in aaages and this is really important for me!!"
Dont think she wont pick up on the subtext, cos its fucking obvious.
A real man, a fuck wrothy guy - SEX IS A GIVEN
Act like sex is a given - alll the rest, you guys spending time together is YOU GUYS SPENDING TIME TOGETHER. An not some charade to lead up to something.
okay, so, i guess you've already told her you're cooking for her. Now you need to turn this aronud so as not to make her feel like some kind of princess, and her fucking you is gonna be some HUGE DEAL TO YOU.
Do this, pick somehitng, elaborate if it has to be.
Invite her over early.
Then TAKE HER SHOPPING WIHT YOU.
The entire time, lead the interaction, convey you know exactly what yhou want, and she's in for a ride in YOUR world.
Then get her to actually help cook.
This is far better in terms of geting you two bonded over an actual activity and doesn't put her on a pedestal.
Then you can eat together, because SEX IS A GIVEN.
Act like it.
You know i've actually done this, cooked with chick and then said "no, this isn't for us, i'm taking this to a friends house tomorrow for a dinner party..."
Then proceeded to order pizza, and fucking.
This is gold advice man. Dont take it literal, but just take from it something that puts you in a different headspace.
g'luck.
- madirish0
"i'm not saying don't cook her something nice, just that 'food to get laid' is a little naive."
skt
(May 2 07, 09:01)and all i am saying is that an exercise that results in a demonsterable artifact of providing, giving, tastes, and personal touches among others, will allow that person on the other end of said exercise a glimpse into you as a human, and thus what it is about you they are/could be attracted to.
yes, "food to get laid' is a little naive." i would agree.
if you feel that is *really* what this is all about, then that is not getting the bigger picture.
go ahead- ask anyone you know if a wonderful mean did not transcend beyond the plate.
one love though skt- seriously.
- flavorful0
I ask girls if they can cook straight up when I meet them.
Then based on their answer, I apply points to their running tally in my head.
And it is at that exact moment that I inform them they lost points, gained points, or gained a lot of points.
Unbeknowest to them however, I actually do keep a running track record in my head and I am not kidding.
- madirish0
wait!- you are in Chilé?!!?
oh man.... this changes everything. you have so many wonderful dishes and ingredients to work with. whatever you do, just be sure to use the proper type of Pisco.... Peruano.
:)
- barbtastic0
it's not what you make that counts, it's the implied effort...
- Jaline0
I totally agree with madirish.
lol @ flavorful. I 100% believe you.
- morilla0
people that get into food that much scare me.
It has one function, to get you to the next day.
- mrdobolina0
women love dudes who can cook, anyone who tells you different can't cook.
- madirish0
It has one function, to get you to the next day.
morilla
(May 2 07, 09:20)you are about one man-pansy pube hair away from being dead to me justin.
let's just end this now before we both are left the worse for it...
.... ;)
- morilla0
:) I kid, I kid mad!
- texascris0
that is good advice
- madirish0
*whew!
you seriously got my heart beating a bit quicker there duder....
- texascris0
I now that the food only wont get me laid, and it´s not my goal, as the only thing i´m interested is getting into her pants....... i just wanted to see if some one had a good recipie to cook something good that will make the date more fun..... like taking her shopping and cooking together.
- flavorful0
I personally like cooking, though I do not like the fact it takes forever to cook some dishes that do not really take that long to eat, heh.
This is something I just thought of (I do not know how Chile is, so this may be of no use), if you know the girls ethnic background.
Do not cook a specialty dish.
It will probably never be as good as what she is used to, and that is all she will be thinking about.
* Leans back in chair.
* Crosses legs.
* Strokes hairless chin.
* Puffs on pipe.