food to get laid
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- texascris
y got a hot date tonight and want to cook something that will get me laid...
sugestions anyone
- emokid0
horse tranquilizers
- kelpie0
I think this site is highly appropriate for you:
- flavorful0
Chicken with rice.
But the rice MUST have saffron in it. I can not stress this enough.
- barbtastic0
"Fold your napkins into decorative shapes and use napkin holders made from colorful paper with romantic massages or poetry written on the paper."
hahahahahaha
- skt0
you really think your chances have anything to do with what you cook?
- barbtastic0
duh... buy like 4 bottles of wine and make sure she drinks at least 2 of them
- kelpie0
that'd do it for me.
One sight of a lovingly folded poetic napkin and I'm hot to trot, baby
- dibec0
" horse tranquilizers
emokid
(May 2 07, 08:43) "roflnewstoday.
- flavorful0
P.S. Mine was in reference to a short film by Todd Barry, haha.
Borrowing Saffron:
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/bo…
- robotron3k0
just take her to Sonic and say put out or don't eat.
- flavorful0
haha dobs, that was ridiculous.
- mrdobolina0
funny thing is, I think the german beer hall serves lunch and after I saw that big ass knackwurst I am thinking about going there.
- madirish0
you really think your chances have anything to do with what you cook?
skt
(May 2 07, 08:46)yes. without question.
food is love. if done w/ passion, the recipient(s) get as close as they can ever come to experiencing that same passion of yours.
- Daro0
Start with a Caesar's salad as an appetizer with a glass of red wine of your choice. The main course: boiled lobster with mustard sauce and a side dish of your choice, for dessert chocolate brownie with cranberry sauce after that have her smell a towel soaked in chlorofom
- Rand0
raw oysters
- flavorful0
Penn Brewery is a walkway bridge away from my place and they serve all authentic german food it is great.
- flavorful0
hahaha, well done Daro.
- Jaline0
you really think your chances have anything to do with what you cook?
skt
(May 2 07, 08:46)yes. without question.
food is love. if done w/ passion, the recipient(s) get as close as they can ever come to experiencing that same passion of yours.
madirish
(May 2 07, 08:51)
