tipping (!!!!)
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- k0na_an0k0
*writing down
"hubcap".... got itAnd spendogg with that hammer joke I think you owe morilla a quarter.
- Nairn0
I wish my memory worked so I could blind you all with lines from the pertinent Curb episode.
Gosh that'd be great. You'd all laugh, someone would hoist be onto their shoulders so we could swagger gaily amongst the jubilant crowd - hands held aloft, trying to shake my hands.
I just want to be an NT hero.
- Rand0
I'd put you on ignore, but you're too much fun
- Nairn0
I'm having that printed onto wallpaper for my bedroom, Rand.
x
- Rand0
you knew that was for q, right? just making sure
- k0na_an0k0
5 years of NT and you're still not an NT hero?... so to speak
So you tried and failed. The lesson to learn here is to never try.
(that's a line from a pertinent Simpsons Episode)
- e-pill0
do you keep the bottle if there is still wine in it??
or do you just tip $20 and leave it because the guy that carried it 10 feet deserves it??
- flavorful0
I hate going out for drinks or food with people from work and I happen to see what they tip (if it is bad).
I have no qualms about going back to the table to add more if it was a group bill, or adjust mine to compensate.
As far as going back, I try not to make it obvious to embarrass the person, but sometimes it is just egregious and my asshole nature shines at its fullest, haha.
Personally, I tip 30%+ on average because of knowing so many people who get paid jack-shit and need tips to function in society day-to-day.
That and deep down I’m a nice person (or like to think I am, haha).
- qruise0
i have never encountered a sommalier who does such a fancy display of dance and wizardry before.
i ask for wine and get a patsy who carries it over then smugly waits for me to hand him money.
no. no money for you.
go home.
- mrdobolina0
"Would you like to see our fabulous wine list?"
No, I already set fire to a pile of money today, thank you.
- paraselene0
nairn, you'll always be MY hero.
- Mimio0
Maybe you should think of your money going toward uncorking the bottle, or presenting the cork?
Might make you feel better.
- flavorful0
Maybe you should go back to drinking tap water with free refills.
- qruise0
i can pull a cork out just fine. putting one back in, on the other hand...
- Rand0
who's gonna take the weight?
- mrdobolina0
tip 20% at the end of the meal. concierges get a buck, bathroom attendants get a buck, maybe. Who needs someone to hand them a paper towel?
- flavorful0
Nairn, you are a also a hero to me. On NT, and in real life.
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That second set was to be sarcastic about me initially being sarcastic.
- Rand0
I tip like an arisocrat
- flavorful0
Haha, yea I always throw some extra cash in the bathroom because I remember things like ... holy shit I need condoms and they got them.
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This of course is in only the highest class places that offer this service of someone there to hand you a paper towel after you are done washing your hands.
I also always make fun of people very loudly when I notice them not wash their hands in this type of situation.
- flavorful0
I offend people like an Aristocrat.