first world problems
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- HijoDMaite1
I wore an old pair of Nike SB's to work. Now I am that guy with the squeaky shoes all over the place. trying to walk on the sides of my feet but not having much success. FML Any ideas?
- roll around in your wheelie chair all day. never stand upsarahfailin
- LolHijoDMaite
- Hahahaha. I have this same fucking problem. But these are my go-to boots. Fucking cobblershardhat
- Zarrir-4
Why I'm living on the bread line always......
- imbecile1
I had my motorcycle repainted to match my car, but I don't think it matches. I think it's darker. I haven't seen them together in person but the photos seem dark.
- now you need the matching alligator skin loafers! :)capn_ron
- Repaint your car to match.face_melter
- as long as they're dyed to match the paint capn_ron. :D
that could be a vicious cycle i get myself into face_melter.imbecile - repaint house to match car and motorcycle, then bleach your hairdrgs
- what color is it btwdrgs
- Metallic space grayimbecile
- Look at it in the evening, it will match perfectlyrobotron3k
- only ride and drive them together at night. problem solvedkona
- follow up, it's a perfect match in daylight :Dimbecile
- oey1
smoke a joint or eat ice cream?
- utopian0
- actually a pretty cheap & efficient way to guide one of those giant boats in. the bumper boat captains that guide the mega ships into the peugeot sound here...lvl_13
- ...make at minimum $450K/year. don't get me wrong, they are the best of the best when it comes to navigating waterways. but damn that's a lot of $$.lvl_13
- i bet these guys are making at least 450 rupees a year. no question.sarahfailin
- MrT1
I can't be the first but fucking (real) estate agents. In Sydney they are a clan of GTA hookers and shiny cunts in shitty shoes, the majority driving black GTI versions of completely crap cars. They gamble all your cash but get no more training than a dish pig. As for the talents they all claim to have, selling Sydney property is like selling horse shit to a dog.
- doing a pretty good job of robbing us all. highest real estate prices in the world really making me feel like I missed the boat.sothere
- HijoDMaite2
Took a cool photo of an artist friend at a wedding. Next day he posts this pic on his instagram where he has 67.8k followers. Doesn't give me photo credit... :(
- Fax_Benson1
Had some chicken soup for lunch that had a very slight banana taste to it.
Fucking livid.
- mg330
Was applying my cat's glue on nail covers this morning so she doesn't ruin our $2,000 couch while we're gone on vacation, and got the fast-drying superglue all over my left hand thumb and index finger. Now those don't work with my iPhone so I have to key in my passcode manually until the glue comes off. Can always use my other hand but old habits die hard.
- This is many levels of first world problem.sarahfailin
- lolmoldero
- Claw covers! what the fucking fuck!?! Are you going to superglue a plastic bag to her ass to stop her shitting/peeing on furniture when you're away too?microkorg
- poor cat. i'm just picturing the other neighbourhood cats ripping the absolute piss out of her.microkorg
- whatthefunk0
Ultra-Rare, $4 Million Lamborghini Recalled
Included in the recall are the only three Venenos hardtops sold, which carried a price of about $4 million (3 million euros), plus another nine Veneno Roadsters, originally listed at $4.5 million.
- sted1
Fucking cocksucker cuntlices who run skype: why on this motherfucking earth do i have to go trough 3 page redirects to pay? of course one should always fail and i can start from the beginning. you dipshit arsehole retards.
- HijoDMaite1
At home data is faster wifi on my phone. Ugh.
- *thanHijoDMaite
- LTE ftw.pango
- same here 2mbps landline, 7mbps 4gtrooperbill
- chukkaphob5
- lolKrassy
- This is nuts. Lol pity your city council memberssarahfailin
- Come to "Mah Crib" later?aslip
- "Thanksgiving without McRib is like Christmas without snow" LMAO!chukkaphob
- A+ troll.inteliboy
- ^ agreedchukkaphob
- Ace! Isn't she in California? Christmas without snow lol_niko
- best part was asking for spanish translator so as not to exclude the hispanic communityGnash
- kona7
Realized my $1500 treadmill is broken and I have to run outside.
This is fucking bullshit.
- I'm probably just going to order some diet pills instead.kona
- lolchukkaphob
- parking lot was full at the gym this morning so i had to fucking walkscarabin
- GeorgesII2
The free bananas at work at not ripe yet :/
- PonyBoy2
Mom & Pop clients that think because they can't open an EPS file on their screen that the file must be of no use... whom then proceed to forward me a 72dpi JPG in it's place so I can rush their print ad.
- I thought about posting this in the 'punches for' thread but the company owner is pushing 80.PonyBoy
- you can still punch an 80 year old. actually, its probably easier than a younger dudesausages
- haha!PonyBoy
- Client - we need an eps file.
Here you go.
Client - what's this? I can't open it.
It's an eps.
Can you re-send it. It's broken.Fax_Benson - *embeds jpg in Word to email it*i_monk
- gramme0
My wife wants to do laser hair removal for $1,100.
- face_melter0
My standard commute earphones, a pair of cheapo Urbanears buds, are beginning to crap out on me so I'm using my RHA's - the sound quality is much better but I have to set up the EQ on my phone to get the same level of bass as the UE's.
- bulletfactory4
Called a car to go to JFK like normal. A limo showed up (for the normal car price). Spent the ride feeling self-conscious because a neighbor walked by as we were getting into the car.