first world problems

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  • nb4

    The Instagram algorithm is shit now.

    Instagram is dead.

    • it's been dead for ageshans_glib
    • No really?utopian
    • Mine is pretty goog because I'm able to strip out the ads entirely from my feed, on my phone and desktop.face_melter
    • My “Discover” section is about 25% porn stars twerking and sex workers. Borrrringnb
    • And instastories is basically the Politics and BLM thread. I want to see people’s lives, not the same 12 links reshared a hundred timesnb
    • Silence is violence, nb. Gotta play alongGnash
    • Instagram is pure shitei_was
    • Use the desktop version, no adsgrafician
    • yeah you look at one hot babe and then that's all they give you is more hot babessarahfailin
    • tik tokapi
  • Krassy5

    • bottom. also, not first world.sarahfailin
    • pff, obviously top is 9am at work and bottom is after work drinks_niko
    • ^Krassy
    • At the bottom it's more punki_was
  • moldero2

    just got back from surfing, its so god damn hot it felt like paddling in a Jacuzzi.

    Now I want to play VR, but if my hair is wet while playing the vr goggles fog up.

    So now i have to wait like an hour because I have long hair.

    • don't tie it back and go for a walk outside, occasionally billowing your locks in whatever wind is mustered, like some advert for hair conditionerNairn
    • its hot and humid as fuck outside then ill have to take a shower again because of sweat.moldero
    • hair dryer on cold, mines at the point if i dont dry it it's always a bit wet. the ginola effect only works until its past your shoulders then it's like havingkingsteven
    • a fucking sail attached to your head in strong windkingsteven
  • futurefood2

    Plasma TV burnt out. Fuuuuuuuuck

    I’m actually fine with this as I spent the night without some display light in my face. I noticed it shut down some hours earlier and when troubleshooting I heard that vsst-pop! sound with the trailing burnt smell of a blown capacitor.

    It's been running great for more than 10 years so it has served its purpose, but the image is so beautiful and displays everything with an interesting film-look I feel like I just need to open it up and inspect the boards. I’m pretty decent with a soldering iron and I'm sure I could find parts, the real problem is the fucker weighs over 75lbs and is so awkward to hold it can take up to 3 people to lift it off the wall.

    The gf has convinced me to find a new tv. With so many options now, 4k..8k..QLED..OLED...it should be an easy pick, right?

    Any recommendssss?

    • If it's just a blown cap, fix it or get someone who's comfortable doing so to?Nairn
    • Jesus, spot who entriely skimmed over the latter half of your second paragraph :\Nairn
    • Wait for a saleformed
    • @Narin haha, sorry, I meant it was having a shutdown issue and then the cap blew. So now it's two problems for sure.futurefood
    • But maybe the cap blew on the same sc board, if I'm lucky, which I'm not :(

      A holiday sale is coming up. We'll see
      futurefood
    • I’ve replaced entire boards on TVs before. Check ebay for your modelscarabin
  • oey_oey1

    Just spent two hours trying to properly convert CMYK to RGB to match the right color...

    C=49, M=0, K=23, K=0

    On the screen...fucking hell!
    Wondering how the flyers and book cover will look like.
    Flyers will be printed in one print shop...the book by the publisher.

    Even if I could use Pantone, there would still be an issue.

    I already had forgotten about issues like this after 5 years without client printing jobs.

    • Web designer wanted the HEX codes, I was like "whatever"LOL!...oey_oey
    • CMYK always fucks up blues the most when converting from RGBCyBrainX
    • the first design was made in RGB because it was for screen only but client liked it so much it opted to have me design the flyers and book cover.oey_oey
    • so I had to redo the colors as I used Aqua (or RGB Cyan) first and there's no CMYK match. So I opted for this turquoise like Pantone 3252 but...damn!oey_oey
  • Point50

    this thread = .5's problem now

  • moldero1

    Just setup my heavy bag in the same room i play VR in.

    Now I feel like playing VR but my heavy bag is in the way.

    • Download a punching game. It’s not that hard a problem dudenb
    • lolmoldero
  • omahadesigns-1

    • The American people need guns to protect themselves from the criminal cops and the corrupt US government.utopian
    • Buying a gun doesn't solve the problems that make people feel they need a gun in the first place.
      Improving society takes more work.
      PhanLo
  • moldero4

    Beaches are closed country-wide in Mexico, I live on the beach, and I'm not allowed to go on it, from my home office window I see some pretty decent waves too.

  • whatthefunk2

    I spent over an hour in VR with the Vive for my first time and I experienced simulation sickness. A half hour after taking the headset off I got sick and threw up. It takes awhile to get adjusted to the real world after you disconnect...

    • Were you "walking"? Do VR stuff where you're sitting in a virtual seat and you won't get sick.nb
    • was doing this for an hour and it effed me up but was first time https://virtualart.c…whatthefunk
    • Most VR instructions say to never use more than 5 mins at a time.Hayoth
    • you get used to it, I blew chunks playing the new halflife after only 3 hours, now i can be in VR for 6-8, me and my daughters been playing a lotmoldero
  • i_monk1

    Window washers are non-essential so we've had to live with construction dirt splattered over our penthouse windows since autumn.

    • "2 weeks into quarantine. Haven't had sex in 6 months"drgs
    • The windows are only cleaned two or three times a year.i_monk
    • So, are you guys ok, will you survive?drgs
    • If you can call it that.i_monk
  • drgs0

    Unripe pears, hard as rock

    • and the fuckers all ripen at once so inevitably some go over...hans_glib
    • They are the avocados of fruitGnash
    • I bought a pack of pears 4 days ago.
      I ate one today, still hard.
      I'm like a hen hatching its eggs
      drgs
    • they ripen from the inside innitMrT
    • i dont know, ive given up on pearsdrgs
  • Continuity0

    I watched a few episodes of Spongebob Squarepants last night, because I'd never seen the show before in my life and I got curious.

    Now my Netflix recommendations are all fucked.

    • Spongebob? Youuuu?SimonFFM
    • I know, right?

      FML.
      Continuity
    • I've never seen it either. Any good?Nairn
    • You watched The Midnight Gospel yet?
      I've only seen 2 episodes, and it's honestly the closest I've ever felt to tripping justfrom watching TV
      Nairn
    • Well, 'good' ... it's mildly entertaining, let's say. It's loud, frantic, and weird, and the visual jokes are more often than not better than the spoken ones.Continuity
    • The Midnight Gospel I've not heard of, but I'll check it out!Continuity
    • ^it's good, i attestsarahfailin
  • shapesalad0

    Very few blind people join nudist colonies.

  • spl33nidoru2

    Just because I find myself twice in the same aisle as you in the supermarket doesn't mean I want to get in your pants, chill woman!

  • Khurram3

    FML!

    Just got an email from my Canadian phone company (Fido) 6 days after arriving in Japan that they are cancelling all roaming talk, text & data charges to customers travelling abroad until April 30th.

    That's after I shelled out $115 (canadian dollars) on an unlimited data plan SIM card with Japanese company Sakura Mobile. What a rip off!

    Serious, FML FML FML!!!

    • Softened the pill by cancelling all my Airbnb thanks to their corona virus full refund policy and rebooked bargains with Booking.com *sigh*Khurram
    • digital quarantinehotroddy
    • Fucking fido. I remember being with them when I lived in Hfx ... fucking gougers.Continuity
    • I'm going to swap out my Japanese SIM and fucking RAPE their free international roaming data. I know it's petty of me but I'm very cross!Khurram
  • helloeatbreathedrive4

    Oh boy, doesn't get any first world than this. I've actually yelled 'Oh no' to my screen :(

    • The lights are still working at least.PhanLo
    • Yes that small water squirt is gonna do shit.NBQ00
    • But the casino is right around the corner, go win a new one.NBQ00
    • Good thing Captain Toupee is on it.aslip
    • plot twist, that's lighter fluid he's sqirting_niko
    • Is he squirting lighter fluid?Gardener
    • that would literally win the first world problems thread lolll @_niko @Gardenerhelloeatbreathedrive
    • Is that an f40? It's like a million dollar car.wagshaft
    • A straight piped F40, Monaco plates. Blasting around all day in the heat in heavy traffic, bound to happen.helloeatbreathedrive
    • That's lighter fluidstoplying
    • That's a feature, not a bug.zarkonite
  • OBBTKN0

    Bought a brand new shinny expensive bike a week ago, toooo busy at work and barely had free time to do 200 meters to test the brakes and gears.

    • and then some fucker stole it?_niko
    • No please!!! :(OBBTKN
    • mine got stolen last week, just jumped in to place to drink something and when i got out it was gone.sted
    • now i'm stuck with a 35 year old peugeot ventoux which requires serious care to get rollingsted
  • Khurram1

    So things went from bad to worse. I arrived at the airport on the 31st and tried to checkin for my flight to Taiwan and I was denied a boarding pass.

    Turns out, and I sort of knew this, that my passport needs to be valid 6 months for entry into Taiwan the day I arrive. My passport WOULD have been valid, as I had timed to arrive there on 31 January. Unfortunately, because of the corona virus situation, I was now arriving on Feb 2nd - which meant my passport would now only be valid 5 months from date of arrival.

    And so I was refused at the airport. The edibles I had taken just hit me as I stood at the checkout counter, mouth aghast, wondering what the fuck i do now - my apartment rented out to someone else, my stuff in storage, big suitcases by my side - nowhere to go.

    In the end, i managed to get the last flight from Montreal to Manchester, at the cost of over $1,000 - add to that the 1000s i'd blown on my ticket to Taiwan, no longer valid, and the acomodation I'd booked there i couldn't refund.

    So now I'm staying at my mum's house in England for a couple of weeks until I regroup. Which I guess saves me $1000 in terms of what i would have spent in Taiwan on fun and entertainment.

    I have onward tickets from Taipei to Philippines then to Tokyo and accomodation already booked - so i need to get to Manila on Feb 13th - and shell out for another flight - but now i'm reading corona just killed someone in Philippines and i don't know what's going to happen with that.

    But i'm going to persevere with the 3 months of travelling I had planned no matter what. Even though I'm out $2000+ now for nothing. Thankfully im' prettty affluent and have a thriving business so i can take the hit.

    Anyway, FML right now.

    • I'm going to hire a car and drive around Japan and see the cherry blossoms blooming and possibly spend a week at a Zen retreat. Planning itinerary now.Khurram
    • Whoa.

      Intense @Khurram, BUT consider you're alive AND living life in a non -traditional way. #Godspeed

      : )
      ideaist
    • Thanks ideaist! Definitely a first world problems situation. But like my Murphy's, i'm not bitter :))Khurram
    • Was really excited about Taiwan though. Been watching new Taiwanese cinema for months in excitement. Next year after I renew my passport!Khurram
    • And I just been reading how racist Japanese society is - people don't even sit next to you on the bus if you're black/brown. Probably more to come in this storyKhurram
    • Sounds like you’re your own worst enemy. Earlier passport renewal. And ingesting local drugs after you land. May be a better move next time. ;)BH26
    • Yeah I was a bit blase about the whole situation. Esp regarding passport. But the edibles, my plan was to go "clean" for 3 months so i took them for the plane..Khurram
    • so to be sober when i land. Then i don't do any drugs (even alcohol) for the duration of the trip. Not that being high made any difference in this situation.Khurram
    • Where you plan to go in Philippines? Manila is kind of a polluted mess but some of the smaller islands are amazing.yuekit
    • Japan > Taiwan all day.stoplying
    • @yuekit - Siargao - small surfer island in the south. Those islands look amazing for sure. 4 weeks there, signed up to an MMA gym and plans to surfKhurram
    • @stoplying! ;) I was waaay more excited to go to Taiwan. And now i'm determined to do it next winter. From the traveller forum i've been on Taiwan is an...Khurram
    • extremely liveable and affordable developed country. Plus it has none of the racism Japan, S Korea and CHina have. Very tolerant society. And, as mentioned..Khurram
    • I've been obsessed with Taiwanese new wave cinema for the last two months so i was looking forward to it the most. Plus they have better beaches/surfingKhurram
    • And it's not an either or situation, right? I spent time in Singapore, Hong Kong winter 2019 so Tokyo was a bucket list thing that was going to happen anyway.Khurram
    • Ah nice...that's actually where I went last time I was in Philippines (Siargao). Amazing place, really breathtaking.yuekit
    • I'm not a surfer but it's a great island to ride around on a motorbike and explore. The landscape is mind-blowing, like you were dropped into a simulationyuekit
    • where someone cloned too many palm trees :) You'll see what I mean when you get there.yuekit
    • yeah man, so pumped. Was deciding between that or Boracay. I should have been there in beginning of January but seems like everything was against meKhurram
  • Beeswax2

    I find Spotify's suggestion algorithm pretty dumb. I listened 2 songs of Tinariwen (north african, touareg band) my whole Discover weekly list got filled by African Music.
    I marked each one as not liked, next week, still a bunch of African groups show up.
    I want you to read my mind and my emotions Spotify. It shouldn't be that easy to label me as "afro music lover"

    • It fucking sucks, it's been trying to pawn shitty french music since I joined... I've NEVER listened to anything in french, ever. And it still can't figure outzarkonite
    • I like DJs. It's always trying to pitch some random artists in my suggestions. I guess it must be good if you're into top 40?zarkonite
    • Tinariwen is good. Spotify is right.BK
    • think you misread that BK, spotify suggestions suck balls. Wish you could turn that feature off.kingsteven