UK WIND!!!
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- Leigh
i have a interview in london tomorrow... will the trains be running? i hear euston station has been shut?.
- rasko40
oh lord its just a bit blowy, it's not a fucking tornado or anything.
It's like everyone watched 'tornado britain' the other day and suddenly they fear their houses being blown away and ending up on the yellow brick road.
- vespa0
most of the tubes are down at the moment and apparently no trains out of liverpool st..
- rasko40
wind is underground now?
- rasko40
and anyway - we are a bunch of designers, how the fuck should we know if the pissing trains will be running?!
- TheBlueOne0
WTF is going on over there?
- Beeachboy0
I'm going to miss you Rasko - honestly!
You bring enlightenment when others flap
- kelpie0
^^^ watch out for the big bad wolf there, he'll huff and puff and blow your house down...
- rasko40
you're going to miss me? I know I am dying but I didn't realise it was scheduled for so soon!
- moth0
Just like when it snows.
It's headline news EVERY year - like it never snows in this country.
- paraselene0
RASKO ONLY HAS TWO WEEKS TO LIVE!!!
- Beeachboy0
Moving jobs - will have to keep the head down adn do some work, rather than flirt with NT
- rasko40
phew, I thought I was dead.
- paraselene0
i hope the goddamned trains never run again and i could sleep, sleep forever...
- TheBlueOne0
Wait..I thought the trains in London ran in tubes. Inside Tubes!! Why is there wind in the tubes!!!
*Aaacck
- frankiefido0
bloody windy here too
- kelpie0
well, once the wind gets past a certain speed in London, the difference in pressure between the high velocity air movement outside, and the dead suffocating tube air causes a vacuum effect and soon all of the people and all of the trains are torn out of the stations and thrown across london in a grinding, bloody, terrifying apocalypse.
- paraselene0
there's trains, like normal trains, and tubes, like a metro or a subway. the trains are fucked because they're trains. honestly, last fall i had my train cancelled 'due to graffiti' i would not joke about such a thing. the tubes are down because sometimes they come out from underground and where they come out there are trees and lorries and dead cows littered across the tracks, impeding their progress. it's bedlam.
- kelpie0
or it might just be an excuse
- paraselene0
or what kelpie said.
- UndoUndo0
someone died? ...on a tube?... that was blown over when wind got down into the tubes?
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