UK WIND!!!
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- TheBlueOne0
I never want to go to London now. Ever.
- kidswift-0
Other classic London Underground calls included in the time here...
The following sevices have been cancelled due to leaves on the track (wow middle of autumn who could of predicted that!)
also This service has been delayed to the wrong type of rain WTF please dear God show me the right type
and my continual favourite throughout every London summer the trax buckling in the "extreme heat" I mean fuck me this is London not Lebanon. The London underground was infact designed and based around a childs trainset and we are the little insignificant people patiently waiting on the platform while the FAT Controller sits at home chuckling and rubbing his belly.
- k0na_an0k0
Global Winding?!?
:)
- vespa0
brilliant bluejam
- moth0
Or my all time favorite excuse that no other "business" worth it's salt would EVER come out with:
"This service has been canceled due to lack of available staff".
- digilee0
so our heating packed up 2 days ago .. call the repairs line...
"We can't get anyone to you today because a tree has been blown over"
What? 1 tree?
"yes"
And that means that no-one in the whole of repairs can do any work?
"we can't get anyone to you today because a tree has fallen over"
Do you only employ one person and does that persons tool kit comprise of the only chainsaw in the whole county?
silence
"is there anything else i can help you with?"
....
- Leigh0
they've just called me to cancel my interview. bummer!!
Feels like the truman show ... They don't want me to leave.
"Turn on the wind machines!!"
- UndoUndo0
oh dear
- moth0
yes.
i think it's time to take refuge in a pub.
- mimeartist0
dlr was closed earlier, dunno if it still is... hope i can get home... might have to slum it on the bus
- Arild0
Bah... what can you expect. And I was hoping to get out to Heathrow cheap this time. Bah... taxi again :( No money saved.
- Arild0
Thanks for sharing btw. would've been such a bummer standing on the tube and getting the msg piccadilly line is down.
- vespa0
dude loads of flights have been cancelled out of heathrow too, you should call them
- Bottlerocket0
Is this a whinging pom thread?
- vespa0
nah it's an aussies whinging about whinging poms thread
- Bottlerocket0
You'll feel right at home then I guess ;-)