If you get caught...
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- flavorful0
* Head explodes.
(Not that one you perv.)
- e-pill0
if you get caught you should be fired on the spot.
i mean if you get caught you should fire and maKE spots on the catcher.
:)
- flavorful0
Seriously ... you're out the door immediately (well as fast as possible) and you're getting charges brought up against you.
Are you insane?
The person who catches you can sue you for sexual harassment, any member of the opposite sex can sue for your sexual harassment, I mean in all seriousness, I think it would be better off you getting caught taking a shit in a sink.
What on earth would possess you to masturbate at work? You should see a psychologist... in which you could get your company to pay for after a legal dispute on how they fired you when you were obviously mentally incompetent.
Unless of course you were playing ookie cookie ... then all of what I wrote about above goes out the window.
- -scarabin-0
please elaborate on "ookie cookie"
- flavorful0
please elaborate on "ookie cookie"
-scarabin-
(Nov 14 06, 10:16)Now, I was never in a frat, but I know some people who were (I'm still hesitant to call them friends). Every once in awhile they'd give me and my friends little chestnuts into what the hell goes on during hell week, or give us a secret handshake to use to get free stuff or into parties for free.
One such thing I heard about is "ookie cookie."
(Which me and my non-frat friends may have made up in our heads as to what they do.)
Ookie cookie is when a whole bunch of frat guys circle jerk onto a cookie, and whoever is last has to eat it, hahahha.
Oh man that's so disgusting.
It's a funny phrase though, now that I think of it I use it a lot out of context but since no one else knows what it means I get away with it.
It's a great Jeopardy response.
"What is Ookie Cookie?"
- flavorful0
Speaking of frats:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/1…What a douche.
But then again, "flanked by her former sorority sisters and husband", I mean still?
If she was in a sorority at a frat ... I mean wasn't she asking for object penetration?
- -scarabin-0
oh, that thing. i always heard it called "limp biscuit"
- flavorful0
Maybe it's a regional dialect.
- robotron3k0
You could also just explain to your bosses that you didn't think it was right to have a wank at your desk and the toliets seems more appropriate. If they are right-minded individuals they might buy into your logic. So feel free to give it a go...