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- robotron3k0
You could also just explain to your bosses that you didn't think it was right to have a wank at your desk and the toliets seems more appropriate. If they are right-minded individuals they might buy into your logic. So feel free to give it a go...
- flavorful0
Maybe it's a regional dialect.
- -scarabin-0
oh, that thing. i always heard it called "limp biscuit"
- flavorful0
Speaking of frats:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/1…What a douche.
But then again, "flanked by her former sorority sisters and husband", I mean still?
If she was in a sorority at a frat ... I mean wasn't she asking for object penetration?
- flavorful0
please elaborate on "ookie cookie"
-scarabin-
(Nov 14 06, 10:16)Now, I was never in a frat, but I know some people who were (I'm still hesitant to call them friends). Every once in awhile they'd give me and my friends little chestnuts into what the hell goes on during hell week, or give us a secret handshake to use to get free stuff or into parties for free.
One such thing I heard about is "ookie cookie."
(Which me and my non-frat friends may have made up in our heads as to what they do.)
Ookie cookie is when a whole bunch of frat guys circle jerk onto a cookie, and whoever is last has to eat it, hahahha.
Oh man that's so disgusting.
It's a funny phrase though, now that I think of it I use it a lot out of context but since no one else knows what it means I get away with it.
It's a great Jeopardy response.
"What is Ookie Cookie?"
- -scarabin-0
please elaborate on "ookie cookie"
- flavorful0
Seriously ... you're out the door immediately (well as fast as possible) and you're getting charges brought up against you.
Are you insane?
The person who catches you can sue you for sexual harassment, any member of the opposite sex can sue for your sexual harassment, I mean in all seriousness, I think it would be better off you getting caught taking a shit in a sink.
What on earth would possess you to masturbate at work? You should see a psychologist... in which you could get your company to pay for after a legal dispute on how they fired you when you were obviously mentally incompetent.
Unless of course you were playing ookie cookie ... then all of what I wrote about above goes out the window.
- e-pill0
if you get caught you should be fired on the spot.
i mean if you get caught you should fire and maKE spots on the catcher.
:)
- flavorful0
* Head explodes.
(Not that one you perv.)
- doddster0
"theres such a thing as moral. first you took the coffee machine away and now you're saying we cant wank in the office?"
Big Train:
- Bottlerocket0
Tell them y ou were playing "account manager" for a while.
Its all about expanding your job description.
- Mimio0
Tell them you're a "Method Designer" and you're trying to produce work more aligned with the target market culture.
- Jaline0
how informative
- pascii0
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- k0na_an0k0
how ugly is your 'o' face?
- honest0
If you get caught...
having a wank in the work toliets, must you leave, or stay and try and redeem yourself?
imadesigner
(Nov 14 06, 08:31)no locks huh?
- Jaline0
It all depends on whether or not you're attractive.
- mr_snuggles0
all those topics are more preferable than the fucking Borat threads... but there is a direct correlation between the 2 I reckon...
- jerk0
fuck it. strip down, grow the biggest hard-on you've ever had, and run through the office jerking off viciously while screaming, 'this is what you wanted to see, right!?! this is what you wanted to see!!!!" then keep running out of the office.
- paraselene0
What's the deal lately, BTW?
In two days we've had threads about:
hot tub pooping
meatspinning
japanese exploding porta toilets
workplace weiner fiddling
mg33
(Nov 14 06, 09:01)you seem to suggest that there's something unusual about that...