If you get caught...
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- imadesigner
having a wank in the work toliets, must you leave, or stay and try and redeem yourself?
- mxhxr100
is there reasonable doubt?
- cosmo0
It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
- imadesigner0
did that happen to 'a freind of yours'?
- radar0
not at all, think about it, your just adjusting so you can concentrate and be more productive, they should thank you
- ninjasavant0
You have a few options:
1. Yell "Quick, go get help!!!"
2. Try to touch their face.
3. Say "Well you done gone and ruined the romance, you need somethin?"
- radar0
1. Yell "Quick, go get help!!!"
2. Try to touch their face.
ninjasavant
(Nov 14 06, 08:48)hahahahahahaha
- mg330
Blow fakefarts on your arm.
- Concrete0
Before you go take a shit on you boss' desk and then shake everyones hand on your way out.
- mg330
What's the deal lately, BTW?
In two days we've had threads about:
hot tub pooping
meatspinning
japanese exploding porta toilets
workplace weiner fiddling
- paraselene0
What's the deal lately, BTW?
In two days we've had threads about:
hot tub pooping
meatspinning
japanese exploding porta toilets
workplace weiner fiddling
mg33
(Nov 14 06, 09:01)you seem to suggest that there's something unusual about that...
- jerk0
fuck it. strip down, grow the biggest hard-on you've ever had, and run through the office jerking off viciously while screaming, 'this is what you wanted to see, right!?! this is what you wanted to see!!!!" then keep running out of the office.
- mr_snuggles0
all those topics are more preferable than the fucking Borat threads... but there is a direct correlation between the 2 I reckon...
- Jaline0
It all depends on whether or not you're attractive.
- honest0
If you get caught...
having a wank in the work toliets, must you leave, or stay and try and redeem yourself?
imadesigner
(Nov 14 06, 08:31)no locks huh?
- k0na_an0k0
how ugly is your 'o' face?
- pascii0
well, then share the experience:
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- Jaline0
how informative
- Mimio0
Tell them you're a "Method Designer" and you're trying to produce work more aligned with the target market culture.
- Bottlerocket0
Tell them y ou were playing "account manager" for a while.
Its all about expanding your job description.
- doddster0
"theres such a thing as moral. first you took the coffee machine away and now you're saying we cant wank in the office?"
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