jail time?
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- CALLES
better than my weekend. i spent 10 hrs in jail. un-fun.
e_b_c
(Jul 31 06, 07:59)well?!?!?!
- e_b_c0
sorry. i decided to do some work.
i didn't do anything too bad. just some dumb-kid stuff catching up with me. I got popped on my motorbike on the way to work friday morning, and had to take a "sick day" due to some bench warrants.
There are lots of people that have much better stories than I have. But the memorable stuff from my day was:
Wicked-hot sherif's deputy processing my paperwork. (she was NOT into my shit though...try as i might.
Nobody like sex offenders. especially the one that was in the tank with us.
Guards are comically cliche. They yell and insult you for no apparent reason. (they were handing out toothbrushes and i receive three... in my mashed potatoes.)
I slept on the floor of my cell, while a crackhead coughed on me all goddamn day. (two bunks, three inmates = e_b_c on floor)
the food is seriously bad. bad like, you have to go out of your way to make food taste this bad, bad.
Payphone hacking (note: cell-phones cannot receive collect calls):
If you blow into a phone while a call is in progress, it initiates 3way calling.if the recipient of a collect call dials 79*, the call will be free to them.
that place is dirty, and i was only in city.
what are your stories?
- digitalswarm0
More hax pls.
- e_b_c0
More hax pls.
digitalswarm
(Jul 31 06, 09:39)yer gonna have to go yourself. i don't want to go back.
- skelly0
ya phreak.
- spendogg0
were you in the tank near downtown on cherokee?
- e_b_c0
were you in the tank near downtown on cherokee?
spendogg
(Jul 31 06, 09:51)ya. the arresting officer took me up to some place on 49th, and i was pretty excited that i didn't have to go downtown, but then i got moved to cherokee.
- spendogg0
oh shit! I have picked up many a drunken friend from there - they all say they were verbaly abused by the guards.
This one guy I know said that he was just being a jerk and started singing in his cell, the guard told him to shut up, but he wouldn't - so the guard took him out of his cell and slapped his face a couple of times, called him a fag and threw him in a cell with some vagrant who had pissed himself. I lauged my ass off when he told me that.
glad i have never been.
- CALLES0
nothing worse than having a freak taking a shit next to you in the holding cell... while your sitting in the floor probably on some bums piss... good times
- e_b_c0
the whole thing was like a movie of itself. from the hot Dep, the innocent molester, the urine-soaked bum, the sissy-boy prostitute right on down to the kid that was picked-up during his shift at circuit city. all the characters were in place.
- Jnr_Madison0
Is sleeping with a man in jail cheating on your gf?
- CALLES0
did you get the fruit loops... the egg... and did you notice how people in jail pretty much with fight for sugar packets... i gave mine away.. only to find myself concerned if i had become someones bitch because of my actions
- e_b_c0
i didn't get into actual jail until dinner, so the "meat" was the true prize. i gave mine away.
i wasn't too worried about bitch-becoming, cause the guys in my cell were the man-whore, and the crackhead, who was content with my state-supplied meat. rather than my tail.
and i think it's not cheating if it wasn't your choice to get plowed.
- garett_west0
Spent the night in jail once but it really wasn't my fault.
My buddy to into a huge fight at a party and I grabbed him to break up the fight and dragged him out of there, he broke loose and I grabbed him again and threw him over my shoulder and ran him out. I guess as I ran him past the kitchen table he grabbed an unopened beer from it.
A couple blocks later we got stopped by a cop who said I had a tail-light out. When I asked if I could get out and look the cop was like 'uh... no.' See, I washed my car earlier in the night and I knew the lights all worked as I washed the car with the lights on. So I was gambling that all the lights still worked. So after I pursuaded the cop for me to get out I went to the back of the car and looked. All were on. So now I had the upper hand. Just as I'm threatening the guy with getting his badge number and such to call his manager for a bullshit pullover my buddy leans out the car and throws up on the street.
Oh fuck.
So the cop pulls him out and he has the beer in his pocket. That's when I knew I was fucked. Now he had the upper hand. "Transportation of alcohol as a minor" ONE FUCKING BEER! Ugh.
I could have killed my friend.
They delayed EVERYTHING when we got to jail. It took 3 hours just to 'book' us.
Fucking arsehole. But, this is the best part.
That night as he searched my car he found a mini baseball bat from the Cardinals game I went to. It had been signed by Ozzie Smith.
He took the bat claiming that "it was a weapon". I was furious but there wasn't shit I could do about it.
A few months later a friend of mine started a job at the police station and he tells me how his boss has MY BAT in an enclosed case behind his desk.
I went in and complained and got his ass suspended without pay for a month, AND got my bat back.
I win. Fucker.
- garett_west0
Wow. Sorry for the long read.
Got carried away.
- e_b_c0
garrett, that's phenomenal!
- grunttt0
did you yell out "fish, fishy, fish, fish" when new folks came in?
- CALLES0
i saw a guy getting thazed yesterday right under my car.... so i could not leave for like 15 minutes after i ate at san loco
- seed0
More hacks? The phone thing was cool but I don't imagine he turned in Macgeyver in 10hrs.