jail time?
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sorry. i decided to do some work.
i didn't do anything too bad. just some dumb-kid stuff catching up with me. I got popped on my motorbike on the way to work friday morning, and had to take a "sick day" due to some bench warrants.
There are lots of people that have much better stories than I have. But the memorable stuff from my day was:
Wicked-hot sherif's deputy processing my paperwork. (she was NOT into my shit though...try as i might.
Nobody like sex offenders. especially the one that was in the tank with us.
Guards are comically cliche. They yell and insult you for no apparent reason. (they were handing out toothbrushes and i receive three... in my mashed potatoes.)
I slept on the floor of my cell, while a crackhead coughed on me all goddamn day. (two bunks, three inmates = e_b_c on floor)
the food is seriously bad. bad like, you have to go out of your way to make food taste this bad, bad.
Payphone hacking (note: cell-phones cannot receive collect calls):
If you blow into a phone while a call is in progress, it initiates 3way calling.if the recipient of a collect call dials 79*, the call will be free to them.
that place is dirty, and i was only in city.
what are your stories?