jail time?
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- garett_west0
Spent the night in jail once but it really wasn't my fault.
My buddy to into a huge fight at a party and I grabbed him to break up the fight and dragged him out of there, he broke loose and I grabbed him again and threw him over my shoulder and ran him out. I guess as I ran him past the kitchen table he grabbed an unopened beer from it.
A couple blocks later we got stopped by a cop who said I had a tail-light out. When I asked if I could get out and look the cop was like 'uh... no.' See, I washed my car earlier in the night and I knew the lights all worked as I washed the car with the lights on. So I was gambling that all the lights still worked. So after I pursuaded the cop for me to get out I went to the back of the car and looked. All were on. So now I had the upper hand. Just as I'm threatening the guy with getting his badge number and such to call his manager for a bullshit pullover my buddy leans out the car and throws up on the street.
Oh fuck.
So the cop pulls him out and he has the beer in his pocket. That's when I knew I was fucked. Now he had the upper hand. "Transportation of alcohol as a minor" ONE FUCKING BEER! Ugh.
I could have killed my friend.
They delayed EVERYTHING when we got to jail. It took 3 hours just to 'book' us.
Fucking arsehole. But, this is the best part.
That night as he searched my car he found a mini baseball bat from the Cardinals game I went to. It had been signed by Ozzie Smith.
He took the bat claiming that "it was a weapon". I was furious but there wasn't shit I could do about it.
A few months later a friend of mine started a job at the police station and he tells me how his boss has MY BAT in an enclosed case behind his desk.
I went in and complained and got his ass suspended without pay for a month, AND got my bat back.
I win. Fucker.