How much toilet paper..
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- creez0
i use my tongue
- Hurley0
The only thing I have to say is your fingers must stink.
- Ramanisky20
lol @ davey_g
- davey_g0
I use my hand, then use 136 sheets to clean my hand off.
- Nairn0
ha ha .. brilliant! I'm glad this subject hasn't simply been shat on from a great height..
ad1, thanks for bringing up the issue of tissue paper foldage, again this Advanced Technique (see chapter 12) is one I suspect our NAmerican brethren don't indulge in - from some of the answers here, folding would lead to a 28 ply wipe (7 sheets of 2-ply folded)! - ie. a bulk of paper similar in volume to a kitten, like someone's already suggested.
- skt0
Up here in canada we just use the back of our harry hands.
ross
(Mar 6 06, 07:57)I thought thats what the baby seal pelts were for.
- radar0
we Americans do everything in excess.
- jevad0
3,3,2,2 and then a wet wipe
or if it's been a particularly viscious curry night
3,3,3,2,2,2,wet wipe,2
- ross0
Up here in canada we just use the back of our harry hands.
- ad10
allegedly, on the whole (if you'll excuse the pun) us brits tend to fold the paper whereas our american friends prefer to scrunch - this makes sense if you look at the difference in the tp you find in our respective loos.
thread of the week and it's ojnly monday!
- Ramanisky20
I gotta drink more protein drinks to solidify my turds ..... less wiping if you get my drift
- mikotondria20
yeah, I remember that nazi toilet paper they used to have at school - I bet they have nicer stuff at Guantanamo Bay nowadays..
For the record, I use at least 7 or 8 sheets, a good wipe, then if possible, fold over and wipe a couple more times.
Then, according to the success of those, I might follow-up with 4 or 5 sheets to tidy up.
It's really not something you could class as 'waste'...Women, certainly the ones I've lived with go through acres of the stuff everyday, yet for some reason seem incapable of changing the roll, which for some reason, is my responsibility..
- stem0
I shit on this thread!
radar
(Mar 6 06, 07:36)Don't forget to wipe!
- radar0
I shit on this thread!
- pascii0
- wet toilet paper
- bidetthat's the only way. instead of using tons of paper, fcs...
- gruntt0
i call that cheap industrial toilet paper "suge knight toilet paper" - because it won't take shit off anybody.
- stem0
Fuck all that shit.
I do it "FREESTYLE"
RedFoxxworth
(Mar 6 06, 07:11)lol
Man, you stink!
- stem0
Any of you Brits remember the IZAL toilet paper they used to have at school.
Man, that stuff was like tracing paper... yes, it f**ckin' hurt!
I used to try and wait 'till I got home!
- yes totally. That stuff when crinkled up could seriously tear your sphincter.mikotondria3
- RedFoxxworth0
Fuck all that shit.
I do it "FREESTYLE"