How much toilet paper..
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- GreedoLives0
hahaha when i was a kid we had a bidet in an apartment we rented; i always thought it was for washing your feet. And one dark night my sister took a dump in it. That was good fun in the morning.
- stem0
Now this is my kinda thread, never mind them lot taking films way too seriously.
I start with 3...
My stools are firm and my sphincter control is second to none, so one wipe with a 3 sheet, 2 fold usually does it for me.
I have tried various 'wet wipes' - I don't feel they are absorbent enough for the first wipe. However, I would recommend them as a post wipe 'freshen-up'
- RedFoxxworth0
Fuck all that shit.
I do it "FREESTYLE"
- stem0
Any of you Brits remember the IZAL toilet paper they used to have at school.
Man, that stuff was like tracing paper... yes, it f**ckin' hurt!
I used to try and wait 'till I got home!
- yes totally. That stuff when crinkled up could seriously tear your sphincter.mikotondria3
- stem0
Fuck all that shit.
I do it "FREESTYLE"
RedFoxxworth
(Mar 6 06, 07:11)lol
Man, you stink!
- gruntt0
i call that cheap industrial toilet paper "suge knight toilet paper" - because it won't take shit off anybody.
- pascii0
- wet toilet paper
- bidetthat's the only way. instead of using tons of paper, fcs...
- radar0
I shit on this thread!
- stem0
I shit on this thread!
radar
(Mar 6 06, 07:36)Don't forget to wipe!
- mikotondria20
yeah, I remember that nazi toilet paper they used to have at school - I bet they have nicer stuff at Guantanamo Bay nowadays..
For the record, I use at least 7 or 8 sheets, a good wipe, then if possible, fold over and wipe a couple more times.
Then, according to the success of those, I might follow-up with 4 or 5 sheets to tidy up.
It's really not something you could class as 'waste'...Women, certainly the ones I've lived with go through acres of the stuff everyday, yet for some reason seem incapable of changing the roll, which for some reason, is my responsibility..
- _niko0
sitting or standing?
- Juan_Dumplo0
too much mcdonalds
- Ramanisky20
I gotta drink more protein drinks to solidify my turds ..... less wiping if you get my drift
- scarabin_net0
i can't believe this is even a thread.
- ad10
allegedly, on the whole (if you'll excuse the pun) us brits tend to fold the paper whereas our american friends prefer to scrunch - this makes sense if you look at the difference in the tp you find in our respective loos.
thread of the week and it's ojnly monday!
- LIoyd0
i usually place a whole roll between my cheeks and grind up on it against the wall.
seems to work good so far.
- ross0
Up here in canada we just use the back of our harry hands.
- canuck0
LOL
- dirtydesign0
i use as much as it takes to clean my ass. end of story.
- jevad0
3,3,2,2 and then a wet wipe
or if it's been a particularly viscious curry night
3,3,3,2,2,2,wet wipe,2