Seinfeld Quotes
- Started
- Last post
- 60 Responses
- Montgomery
"I'm like a Sex Camel"
-George
- bartosz0
"it's chocolate, it's peppermint... it's DELICIOUS!"
-kramer
- travisbarto0
"butrose butrose golly" -Jerry
- version31
Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money?
No pockets.
-JS
- Montgomery0
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." -George
- mrpt0
"Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on!"
- Jaline1
Curb Your Enthusiasm is better :P
- Short0
"You've got your shirt in my oven?"
"Well, I didn't have enough quarters for the dryer, but this is better anyway. And it's more convenient."
"Oh, for both of us."
"Yeah, and I have a lot more control. I got a shirt going for ten minutes at 325."
"What's wrong with your oven?"
"I'm baking a pie."- Jerry and Kramer
- JG_LB0
"That's not dancing."
-Kramer to Elaine
- ETM0
"You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?"
-Kramer
- JG_LB0
- Over the balcony, bounced off some respirator thing, into the patient.
- What do you mean, "into the patient".
- Into the patient, literally!
- Into the whole?!
- Yes...the whole!
- Didn't they notice it?
- No!
- How could they not notice it?!
- Because it's a little mint....it's a junior mint. ;]
- jox0
- Cops. I don't even care about cops. I like garbage men. All I ever wanna see are garbage men, garbage cans and garbage trucks."
George.
It's just the way he said it. It was also in my fave episode, the one at the chinese restaurant.
- RFRSH0
George to Elaine : You mean to tell me he had Baba Dada?
Elaine : uhuh...
George to Elaine : A hand full?
Elaine : nope... 2 handfulls.
George to Elaine : He had two handfulls of Baba Dada?
Elaine : uhhh...huh.
George to Seinfeld : Jerry...
Seinfeld : Lemme guess... he had two handfulls of Bada Dada...
George to Seinfeld : You knew to?! It's a conspiracy!
Seinfeld : Bada Dada Bing!
- canuck0
"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"
Kenny Bania
- NegativeSpace0
Hahahah the soup back in the Deli is one of my faves!!!
"Thats gold jerry, GOLD" Banya
"What do I have to do to put you two in a relationship?" Jerry to Elaine and Pudy
"I'MMMMM free Jerrryy! and I'm loving every minute of it!" Kramer
"I think you know how to MAKE...the reservation...but I don't think you know how to HOLD...the reservation, and that really the most important part of the reservation, the holding, anybody can just take them."
"THE BUS IS OUTTTA CONTROL!" Kramer
- mattyd0
Jerry: "Quone"? No, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to challenge that.
Kramer: No, you don't have to challenge that. That's a word. That's a *definite* word.
Jerry: I am challenging...
Kramer: Quone: to quone something.
Jerry: Uh-huh...
Helen: I'm not playing with you anymore...
Morty: Quone's not a word...
Jerry: No good. Sorry. There it is. Get it off...
Helen: Why did you make me put that down?
Kramer: Nah, we need a *medical* dictionary! If a patient gets difficult, you *quone* him...
- Hello-Sexy0
"delores!!!!!!"
- canuck0
"All right, you wanna get nuts? Come on. Let's get nuts!"
George.
- Montgomery0
>"Maybe it'll be fun having a pet?"
>"It's not a pet. It's a wild invalid. And it knows that I tried to kill it. As soon as it gets better, it's gonna gnaw my brain out in my sleep."
- George, about the squirrel he has to care for, in "The Merv Griffin Show"
- mg330
girl to george:
"You're dad wears sneakers in the pool? That's what you had to tell me?"
(in the episode where they're trying to change the answering machine where George left mean messages.