Kuz is back!!
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- Kuz0
how about a small shard of amethyst from the 7th highest mountain in the world?
Kuz
(Aug 26 05, 05:38)Ah... Only if you aint got a girl to give it to.
determinedmoth
(Aug 26 05, 06:16)i'll put a ribbon around it!
- kelpie0
*gets a bruise from flying chinaman
- determinedmoth0
*gets a bruise from flying chinaman
kelpie
(Aug 26 05, 06:18)Only a bruise?
**Adds more petrolium and sends him back.
- Kuz0
hey rick!
see, i know your name. You know why? cos i fink you're cool.
- paraselene0
who's rick?
- determinedmoth0
who's rick?
paraselene
(Aug 26 05, 06:22)You dont fool us! You can take the wig off now.
- Kuz0
umm, isn't his name rick? mrdobolina??
- paraselene0
yeah, but i'm thick, see?
(that's t-h-i-c-k, eh? not r-i-c-k!)
- Kuz0
Soz to bump this thread, but my boy Niall came back last night, and we got proper drunkard, and he had hundreds of pictures, and we were all reminiscing about our adventures in the sub-continent together.
When we were staying in Indian controlled Kashmir, we were hanging around the son of our hotel’s owner, and he was showing us around Srinigar etc.. So we were walking out in the lush valleys and there was the path, and this kid thought, hey let’s take the short-cut through here.
Well no sooner did we go down the short cut than we heard mad whistles and shouts telling us to stop, and two Indian army mo-fo’s came running up behind us and stopped us. And asked our “guide” - “yahaan sey quoan jah rahay ho?!” (why the fuck are you going down here). To which he replied, in hindi, well it’s the shortcut, we’re going back to the hotel. Then the army guys seeing Niall decided to speak in English, just so he understood how they were humiliating him. So they said to the kid [in English], “say sorry”. And he said sorry. Then they said, “lower your head and apologise”. So he kinda bowed his head and apologised. Then they told him to get on his knees. So he did. Then they told him to get on his knees and act like a chicken – waving his arms and going “cluck cluck cluck”, and hop around. So he did. And all the while these two cunts were absolutely pissing themselves laughin, humiliating this kid in front of us. And I saw a big billboard behind the heads of the army guys - a picture of an Indian soldier helping this old Kashmiri man carry water from a well. And then I looked at these two army guys laughing at this kid acting like a chicken infront of us. For the rest of the day the kid barely talked to us, he felt so humiliated.
Made me sick to my stomach cos he was roughly our age, and we’d spent all this time drinking dodgy whisky together, smoking charis, listening to cheesy Kashmiri music, lounging on the boats. He was a kid who had respect from both of us, and he knew it. We tried to console him and tell him to forget about it and that we understood the Indian Army are mother fuckers and cunts, but it’s difficult.
Ee, it’s enough to radicalise a young Pakistani Muslim from Leeds, I tell thee.
- kelpie0
good story. :(
- chossy0
You could have spiced that story up a bit with some sizzling hareem stories and tales of how you got pure wasted on this huge hukka pipe yo!.
And or lied and said you got laid with an arabian princess.
- Kuz0
grow up chossy.
- chossy0
Never
- Kuz0
heh
- lowimpakt0
you're from Leeds?
;)
- Kuz0
Have you never clicked my name low?!!
Yes I am, typical for my ethnic group from a former factory town in the north of England.
- paraselene0
wow. that's intense. it sounds like niall had an amazing experience, though. has his return flung you back into reverse culture shock?
- Kuz0
Actually quite the reverse para. Remeniscing with him made it finally feel like that chapter has been closed, and we started talking about other trips we wanna do. So it was nice to see the photos and share the stories and kinda put a footnote to the whole thing. I should definitely put those picture up on the net for you guys asap, sorry I been so lazy!
- paraselene0
i'll say! get those snaps up, boy!
- gruntt0
good morning.
y'all ukers sure make good use of threads.