Kuz is back!!
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- skt0
A yank selling sarcasm?
*phones trading standards.
- MX_OnD0
it's alright skt, she's just selling it, no proclaiming tae understand it, ken?
- paraselene0
you rapscallions wanna buy sumthin'?
no?
then sod off afore i report y'all for loitering.
- skt0
it's alright skt, she's just selling it, no proclaiming tae understand it, ken?
MX_OnD
(Aug 23 05, 02:09)That is only going to lead to poor quality control. People might die.
- MX_OnD0
I almost died of sarcasm once.
telt the doctor I felt fine.
Good job he spotted the harpoon spear in my skull and had the foresight to remove it...
- Kuz0
I thought Americans were good at sarcasm but bad at irony
And there IS a difference, Mr can't tell the difference between sarcasm and irony.
- paraselene0
my wares speak for themselves.
at least mine's not cut with low-grade lampooning like much of the product being flogged on these mean streets.
- skt0
I'm just going by the sign mate. "sarcasm 2 bits"
Av no inspected the goods.
- MX_OnD0
bits???
I thought it said tits, I'm no buying any of yer fucken sarcasm then, no matter if it's cut or no.
- skt0
2bits. them were the days. None of this eigth rubbish.
- MX_OnD0
2 bits for one new penny.
like ha'penny chews efter the ha'penny got did awa wi'
- skt0
Kuz is back. And this time he's wearing a hat!!
Where is that from? I keep thinking it evertime I see the title of the thread. I don't think it has kuz in it though.
I'm bored. Talk to me.
- paraselene0
*whisper*
that's not a hat
*runs away*
- MX_OnD0
Dr Seuss??
The cat in the hat??
Fuck knows... I've got a cask strength whisy hangover and feel in very silly spirits today :D
- paraselene0
moth is still ill, if that's what the kids are calling it these days.
how is everyone?
i'm going to go mess around with some iframes and an rss feed that i don't understand. wish me luck! here's hoping i don't crash the site.
*clinks g+t glass
**hic
- MX_OnD0
you should work here, so should everty cunt, I'm entertaining them all today, with my antics
- skt0
you should work here, so should everty cunt, I'm entertaining them all today, with my antics
MX_OnD
(Aug 23 05, 02:56)put your antics away. its far too early for that.
- Kuz0
Please continue to banter in my thread and make me look like da Don.
Regards,
- paraselene0
get your skinny paki ass back in here and tell us a story of derring-do, border crossings and the dance of the seven veils, you skiver.
- vespa0
carn kuz tell us some stories!!
*goes back to work until imminence of story telling session is evident