the ladies
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- chossy0
I try to use objects to impress and confuse them no luck as yet but I am stalwart and convinced that this will work
*thrashes simian arms wildly infront of loads of hot chicks
- Kiko0
lol @ agentfour
- skt0
Go to the message boards at loot and leave creepy messages.
- pascii0
make friends with gay men
- paraselene0
whatever you do, don't invite them to your house to look at your toe collection. :l
- Gordy220
"Is that a tic-tac in your panties or are youjut happy to see me"
- skt0
whatever you do, don't invite them to your house to look at your toe collection. :l
paraselene
(Jul 19 05, 01:55)Ha!! it worked on you.
- paraselene0
whatever you do, don't invite them to your house to look at your toe collection. :l
paraselene
(Jul 19 05, 01:55)Ha!! it worked on you.
skt
(Jul 19 05, 01:56)okay but you certainly don't want to get lumbered with the kind of girl that that works on, nosirreebob.
- skt0
okay but you certainly don't want to get lumbered with the kind of girl that that works on, nosirreebob.
paraselene
(Jul 19 05, 01:58)True that. Now will you please stop texting me in the middle of the night!!
- paraselene0
nyos. i don't believe that the scotterish should be allowed to sleep. animals! the lot!
- pascii0
btw. i'm teh hott today. which means i wanna have hot s*x. they've put something in the coffee, i think
- paraselene0
do you and chossy work in the same office, pascii? have you been tippling at the same coffeepot? or is it not, perhaps, the coffee after all. i think it might be the weather.
*looks sage and all-knowing
- Crouwel0
i'm too shy to even start about saying something.
and even when the lady takes initiative i am shy.
this pretty girl i have been seeing in "my bar" lots lately even stepped on my toes on purpose to get my attention!
then i just walked on to get beers.
..and to think she's so damn beautiful as well!!
I AM SUCH A MORON!
:(
- pascii0
crouwel, i wouldn't get it if a girl searches my attention even if she would flash her breasts for me. so there's nothing wrong. i guarantee u i am the shy guy from NT...
- skt0
Crowel, pascii - I am also rubbish at picking up on a girl being interested.
Which is a bit silly really as I'm a hot bitch so it must happen all the time.
- Tara0
well, we can be very confusing but if the breasts are out surely you know what's up!
- skt0
well, we can be very confusing but if the breasts are out surely you know what's up!
TaraTara
(Jul 19 05, 06:04)I did wonder what you were doing at the NT drinks.
- Tara0
oooh snap- it must have been that crazy weed
- pascii0
hahaa
see, i didn't see it. i was to busy looking at the bubbles in my pint ; )