the ladies
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- pascii0
btw. i'm teh hott today. which means i wanna have hot s*x. they've put something in the coffee, i think
- paraselene0
do you and chossy work in the same office, pascii? have you been tippling at the same coffeepot? or is it not, perhaps, the coffee after all. i think it might be the weather.
*looks sage and all-knowing
- shellie0
damn ric.
i love dogs. it always gets me when some guy has a super cool chocolate lab that just sits there and stares at you with big ol eyes like "i really wish you would pet me" how can you not?
ok looking guys always look hotter with a well bred & well behaved dog.
- chossy0
I haven't asked a girl out for ages and ages and ages, I might do it again one day but for now I won't, I'll wait for her to come and ask me out, it never happens though you can see them looking at you and stuff but then they want you to go over to them, sorry love you have to make the first move.
- pr20
yeah the age question. i used to be really paranoid but then i shot a projects where extras were HS seniors (17-18) and those girls looked like children so since then i knew i have to mentaly raise my min age limit as 18yo just wouldn't get it up without a serious pedophilic guilt.
- brandelec0
anybody know where i can find a nice dog costume?
- JazX0
no no. "you do you mind if i ask you a personal question?"
yes.
when talking to somebody for the first time... at what point do you think it's okay to ask a personal question. freaky! chances blown.
shellie
(Jul 19 05, 10:05)hahha never say that... guys lose it right off the bat!
- Crouwel0
i'm too shy to even start about saying something.
and even when the lady takes initiative i am shy.
this pretty girl i have been seeing in "my bar" lots lately even stepped on my toes on purpose to get my attention!
then i just walked on to get beers.
..and to think she's so damn beautiful as well!!
I AM SUCH A MORON!
:(
- kld0
- pr20
i have a cat and have to say it's completely useless when it comes to pick ups. Yeah sure it makes you look cool when you bring a lady over and she sees the little bastard... but untill she actually sets her foot in your place you are on your own (although menstioning your cat somehow helps as then they ask for its name and it doesn't really have one etc).
- shellie0
oh purrrdy
does he know any tricks!
i loved this one beagel i met.. if you said BANG! it would drop to the floor and roll on its back with his paws in the air.
- thompson0
and do girls know when a dude is purposely not showing any interest even though he's really crushin on her?
brandelec
(Jul 19 05, 11:11)yes. but the ruse can only last so long before she loses interest.
- jDs0
be honest, be open, be yourself.
my experience is that women get so many cheesy pick-up lines, they're jaded and just being a normal person will go a long way.
- kld0
hehe, beagle, he's more of a sharpei/pit mix but it doesn't matter. he's still a liltle lover.
- Tara0
or when someone starts judging you or acting like they know you really well after only talking to you for a few minutes. they want to categorize you so they can understand you better in a very short time
- shellie0
i hate when people give advice right off the bat.
"so what you should do is..."
stop... stop right there.
- brandelec0
how do girls commonly act when they're nervous around somebody? in a good way
- JazX0
kld that dog looks happy. if I ever see you it better not bite me.
*calls lawyer
- canuck0
Stop over analyzing, and just be yourself.